R we there yet
soooo, i was bored today and decided to try to find my brothers apartment in Portland.
For all you who have ever driven with me KNOW that I CAN'T DRIVE IN PORTLAND. but i thought to my self, "hey i can do it." so i get to portland and all i have to do is locate the shaws in portland because supposedly my brothers apartment is right next to there.
I say supposedly becuase i will never know.
so i'm in portland and i circle the down town twice somehow i got a cop who followed me for ten min. then i say fuck it i can't find i'm going home. yup, i would of gone home if i knew which way that was. so the cop drives by finally but i think to my self, "oh shit i got to go straight. so i illegally went straight in a turning lane and now I am following the cop (thats not suspicious) because i dont know what else to do. once i was away f/ the poe poe i went every which way thinking that it would lead me back to saco.
i then reached a sign that said, "WELCOME TO FALMOTH." mmmhhhmmm, falmoth.
one time i was trying to pick up jess in protland and some how, with no help from liz, found a road that lead to the OCEAN!!!!
PORTLAND + ME = BAD
p.s. liz when is that parade again?
For all you who have ever driven with me KNOW that I CAN'T DRIVE IN PORTLAND. but i thought to my self, "hey i can do it." so i get to portland and all i have to do is locate the shaws in portland because supposedly my brothers apartment is right next to there.
I say supposedly becuase i will never know.
so i'm in portland and i circle the down town twice somehow i got a cop who followed me for ten min. then i say fuck it i can't find i'm going home. yup, i would of gone home if i knew which way that was. so the cop drives by finally but i think to my self, "oh shit i got to go straight. so i illegally went straight in a turning lane and now I am following the cop (thats not suspicious) because i dont know what else to do. once i was away f/ the poe poe i went every which way thinking that it would lead me back to saco.
i then reached a sign that said, "WELCOME TO FALMOTH." mmmhhhmmm, falmoth.
one time i was trying to pick up jess in protland and some how, with no help from liz, found a road that lead to the OCEAN!!!!
PORTLAND + ME = BAD
p.s. liz when is that parade again?