jude law vs. dan radcliffe

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this is a conversation i continued with alexx that made me laugh... we were pretending to be jude law [me] and dan radcliffe [alexx] its a bit silly, so viewer descretion is advised. haha <3 u alexx! =D

i M0SH 4 JESUS: *squeezes tush* hey dan ;-)
i M0SH 4 JESUS: hahahhaha
ST4IN3D H34RT: ha! how dare you?! you cannot touch the holy bum
i M0SH 4 JESUS: my b!
i M0SH 4 JESUS: :-P
i M0SH 4 JESUS: can i spank it? i just watched parts of the third movie and i MUST say, hes looking FLY
ST4IN3D H34RT: *sigh* alright... just once
ST4IN3D H34RT: i have to have it all to myself afterwards
ST4IN3D H34RT: im just selfish
i M0SH 4 JESUS: ok!
i M0SH 4 JESUS: *SCHMACK*
i M0SH 4 JESUS: wow that felt good
ST4IN3D H34RT: *shivers* now its got war wounds
i M0SH 4 JESUS: oh no! =-O
i M0SH 4 JESUS: i scarred the golden gluts!
i M0SH 4 JESUS: [pronounced gloots]
ST4IN3D H34RT: XD well.. just know that youll always have a place now
i M0SH 4 JESUS: w00t
i M0SH 4 JESUS: lolz
i M0SH 4 JESUS: *hand hurts*
i M0SH 4 JESUS: buns of steel hurt when you smack them...
ST4IN3D H34RT: aint it the truth?
i M0SH 4 JESUS: you know it
i M0SH 4 JESUS: if i were you id smack my arse all the time
i M0SH 4 JESUS: but being jude law, i do anyway
i M0SH 4 JESUS: :-P
ST4IN3D H34RT: i hate to rat on you.. but jude law aint all that peachy when compared to billie joe.. now thats sum candy
i M0SH 4 JESUS: WOWSER
i M0SH 4 JESUS: youre totally right
i M0SH 4 JESUS: :-D
i M0SH 4 JESUS: ok, im billie joe now.
i M0SH 4 JESUS: w00t!
ST4IN3D H34RT: id have to eat you then
i M0SH 4 JESUS: IM, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, TOO SEXXY -- YEAAAAAH
i M0SH 4 JESUS: no way, im too hot for that
i M0SH 4 JESUS: :-P
i M0SH 4 JESUS: im so hot im the only person allowed to touch myself
i M0SH 4 JESUS: *finger applied to bum* ... *sizzle*
ST4IN3D H34RT: *envious glare* i might have to set my whores on you
i M0SH 4 JESUS: ahhhh! whores!
ST4IN3D H34RT: eh.. man whore
i M0SH 4 JESUS: lol
ST4IN3D H34RT: *whores
i M0SH 4 JESUS: ahhhh!
ST4IN3D H34RT: o.. well.. my grandmothers here
i M0SH 4 JESUS: *puts on steel panties to escape*
ST4IN3D H34RT: and so i get to watch movies... joy.
i M0SH 4 JESUS: wow that will be SUPER whoring
ST4IN3D H34RT: no.. theyre too hungry to let steel stop them
“ST4IN3D H34RT” is away from the computer as of 5:09:00 PM.

were so silly.. its times like these when i realize how immature i am. ♥