What is Dick Clark? (Response Needed)

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Dick Clark's mother was 3/4 lesbian and 1/4 finnish. She married a fish monger, that was 1/2 Michigander. Dicks GrandFather on his Mother's side was known for tickling dog's family jewels, while he sand old Swedish songs. Finally Dick's Aunt twice removed was gypsy who believed in the tooth ferry, and ate snoze berries.

SO WHAT ETHNICITY IS DICK CLARK. Response needed.

Anthony Huver