What to make of this horoscope

Sep 20, 2009 19:09


Here's what Rob Brezsney and his Free Will Astrology cooked up for me this week.

Not exactly a comforting thought when we're sailing past the baby's due date. Nothing needs to get accelerated right now & things aging in my uterus is not a good thing.

Of course if this means a quick labor, that would be great. Just not too quick. I'm supposed to be in Central Park tomorrow for the annual "not back to school" homeschool picnic. It would take me 45 minutes to get home. Hmm, wondering if it's wise. Worst case scenario, I hop a cab home.

"There's a device on the market that claims to age wine very quickly. The makers of "Clef du Vin" say that by using their simple technology, you can "accelerate the aromatic development of the wine's flavor and soften its structure." So dramatic is the supposed effect that "one second of the device in the wine is equal to one year's age." I believe that you now have the metaphorical equivalent of this marvel, Virgo. This temporary talent won't work on wine, but it could perform wonders with other processes that would benefit from having their evolution expedited. "

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