...but dammit, I just had to highlight them.
Apparently,
free speech doesn't apply in Alabama. However, after reading the first couple of paragraphs, I started to wonder if there's more to this story that isn't in print.
I'm not about to say it's right for a judge to put a guy in jail because he doesn't like his yard signs, but something is amiss among all of this.
This guy, however, is getting out and out screwed.
There's nothing like a bus system shutting down its public restrooms, leading to riders deciding it's ok to use the back lot of a restaurant as a toilet (or, if some of you prefer the alternate pronunciation, turlet).
You know what I never knew I wanted, but now know I definitely require?
A television remote control made out of an NES controller. Really. Why not?
According to a suspicious poll,
Hitler was a better leader than Tony Blair...and the Dalai Lama...and Mother Teresa.
Well, let me clarify. The poll was for the most "impressive" leaders. But still...who votes for Hitler?
And here's
a simple explanation (possibly too simple) of why we'll all soon be paying $3 a gallon and liking it. It makes sense, because it works off the premise that people are complaining about rising gas prices, but they're still buying a lot of gas, so prices will stay higher.