My Top Ten Pet (Fanfic/Writing in General) Peeves

[bjewelled]

I'm supposed to be working. We've got big changes tonight. Oooooh~

Actually, I am working. Mostly. I just have to wait a few minutes for the servers to do their thing. So in the meantime, let me educate you all.

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[cageyklio]

he inserted his CD into her CD player

::thud::

He uploaded his manly data into her willing mainframe.
He placed his bookmark in her favorite chapter.
He added a shot of vanilla to her steaming latte.

[bjewelled]

Thank you for rendering me incoherent for several minutes. XD

[utopia83]

He inserted his USB flashdrive into her USB port...

[cageyklio]

He drove his Impala into her sheltering garage.

[frenchroast]

LOL. I like this game.

He dipped his nub into her inkwell. (I think I may have seen that somewhere, now that I think about it)
He pushed his muddler into her mojito.
He plunged his nozzle into her gas tank.
He shoved his (not so) floppy disk into her A-drive.
He thrust his VHS into her VCR.

[fenrischained]

The fourth one's my favourite.

[cageyklio]

He cataloged her books by LC (too bad she was Dewey).

[frenchroast]

Oh, snap!

He inserted his subject card into her card catalog.
He stamped his due date into her book.
He shelved his book on her bookshelf.
He put in a request for her inter-library-loan.
He made a donation to her special collection.
He returned a book via her book drop.

...I have to stop. This can't be healthy.

[beathen]

Library fetishists beware! This is highly arousing!

[frenchroast]

LOL. The sad thing is I know I could come up with more of these if I just took five minutes to walk around.

...and now that I've thought about it, I think I almost certainly have to use some of these if I ever write that fic for The Librarian I was pondering a couple weeks ago.

[bjewelled]

I love all of you people in a totally squishy way.