Stupid Funny Shit...
I am listening to a CD that I got and I am DYING... its probably only funny to me cause i am listening to it... but its still GREAT!!!
"I once dated a woman with two different size boobs... she came home from the wet t-shirt contest with first and third prize..."
"I once dated a midget... we met at a party where she jumped out of a cupcake..."
"Is it a mengis trois if your making love to your woman and your dog licks your crack?... Lord, I apologize for talking about my dog sniffing my crack and bless the pygmies in New Guinia."
This guy is hilarious...
Until the next time we meet...