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Greeting, greetings, greetings,
So, being the crazy girl I am (muahaha) I struck up a very interesting conversation with a guy at a bar yesterday. I was in the Karrousel (as always, because that is the cool place to be and they always play Pearl Jam...), well actually at this point I was outside because the smoke inside was bothering me and my friends were having a conversation which made me uncomfortable for reasons I will not mention here, and anyway, I got talking to some random dude (called Rick).
I have no idea how we got onto the topic but we started talking about Mary, Joseph and the birth of Christ (as you do...). We were wondering what the true story of how Mary got pregnant is. Reiligious people say she was impregnated by God in a mystical, spiritual, oogabooga way (well they don't acutally mention the oogabooga part, but I figure that's important too).
However, Rick and I decided that Mary was date raped. I know this sounds very horrible, but just bear with me so I can explain how we came up with this theory (other than cigarette smoke, beer and awesome music affecting our brains...). Now no matter how powerful God is, he cannot just go around impregnating innocent virgins without physical contact, I'm sorry, but it just doesn't work that way. So the most likely explanation is that Mary was out in town that night, you know partying in Jerusalem and whatnot, when she met some lovely guy who went by the name of God. Then, naughty naughty, while Mary wasn't looking, he slipped a pill into her holy water. After that, she didn't remember anything. However, she was pregnant, the next day. How did it happen? Well God obviously took advantage of her intoxicated state!
There could be another plausible explanation as to how a VIRGIN was pregnant, but for now I am sticking to this one.
So, unanswerable question: if this isn't how it happened, how on earth did Mary get pregnant and give birth to our all Holy Lord without having sex????