Dec 14, 2005 21:31
Wow! I found the most amazing show on tv. No kidding. It's that show Braniac on Discovery. You people probably know it. At least you do if you (like the nerd I am) watch Discovery channel....Anyway, it's so perfect for me! It also asks a whole lot of useless questions and then answers them too! How great! The other day they asked things like does a bald man wash his head with shampoo or soap, does a duck's quack have an echo, etc etc.
But...I didn't get to see the answer to the the first question :( So does a bald man wash his head with shampoo or soap??? How very interesting...
OH! and for all those Chris Cornell lovers out there (especially the ones who dig black guys) watch CSI! for those who live in a shack in Greenland thats crime scene investigation. It's amazing, the replica of chris cornell acts in it, but then he's black!! Has anyone ever noticed that?? It's so scary. He's got exactly the same type of eyes....he really is the black version of cornell. Anyway, just thought I would share my knowledge, I myself have now become a loyal fan of the show.....;)
So then of course comes the most important question of all, is it Chris Cornell dyed black with an alias name because he thought the whole singer/actor thing was kind of lame and should be left to J Lo from the bronx on the block in da house, or is it maybe Cornell's twin? It seriously is possible. I read an article on it once. A black dad, a white mum, two twin girls: one black, one white. Granted i read the arcticle in the cosmogirl.....but still! (and just to clear things up I do not read that magazine, no don't shake your head at me! I don't, it's too hypocritical for my liking, all those 'you are beautiful' and then 'how to lose weight fast' contradicting articles....) but anway! I digress!
Ok, so which one is it? Or maybe it's even someone who had surgery to look like Chris Cornell! And then he didn't want to have surgery to the extreme lengths that he would start inviting little boys over for 'sleepovers'.....So people, watch the show or google Gary Dourdan, pull a shocked face because of the likeness, realise I am God for noticing the resemblance before you and then tell me your theory.....