haha this is great thanks steph! ^.^
Sex is like DDR because:
* It's so awkward the first time!
* Many people think they're much better at it than they really are.
* People like to brag about their skills at it.
* If you do poorly enough at it, you don't get to finish. xD
* You tend to sweat a lot while doing it.
* Some people can go on for hours at it, but others get tired after just a few minutes and have to stop.
* If you practice, you'll be able to last longer at it.
* It's hard to do well at it if your mind is on other things.
* If you do it right, you'll be tired (but happy) afterwards.
* It's more satisfying with a partner. (Unless you really like Single.)
* Some of the more advanced levels are for experts only.
* People get annoyed if you bother them while they're in the middle of it.
* Everyone has their own way of doing it.
* People get pretty hostile if you tell them they're doing it "the wrong way".
* There are so many web sites and places to talk about it on the Internet!
* It's hard to do in an apartment without annoying your neighbors. ::dies laughing::
* If you do it in public, some people will think you're kind of weird.
* Some people prefer to do it while people are watching. O.o
* It's pretty expensive if you can't do it at home.
* Can get boring if you do it the same way every time -- variety is important.
* When you first learn about it, you want to do it all the time.
* If you have a car, it's much easier to do it whenever you feel like it.
* It's the only exercise that some people ever get.
* It's so awkward the first time!
* Many people think they're much better at it than they really are.
* People like to brag about their skills at it.
* If you do poorly enough at it, you don't get to finish. xD
* You tend to sweat a lot while doing it.
* Some people can go on for hours at it, but others get tired after just a few minutes and have to stop.
* If you practice, you'll be able to last longer at it.
* It's hard to do well at it if your mind is on other things.
* If you do it right, you'll be tired (but happy) afterwards.
* It's more satisfying with a partner. (Unless you really like Single.)
* Some of the more advanced levels are for experts only.
* People get annoyed if you bother them while they're in the middle of it.
* Everyone has their own way of doing it.
* People get pretty hostile if you tell them they're doing it "the wrong way".
* There are so many web sites and places to talk about it on the Internet!
* It's hard to do in an apartment without annoying your neighbors. ::dies laughing::
* If you do it in public, some people will think you're kind of weird.
* Some people prefer to do it while people are watching. O.o
* It's pretty expensive if you can't do it at home.
* Can get boring if you do it the same way every time -- variety is important.
* When you first learn about it, you want to do it all the time.
* If you have a car, it's much easier to do it whenever you feel like it.
* It's the only exercise that some people ever get.