Because I am such a lemming... but a NICE lemming..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I set matteo_mj's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August munchkinnn and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I put gum in celticlegend's hair (-12 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (661 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
bizzaybiz5