Guy 1 & Guy 2 Conversation
The conversations you over hear in life, wow! Here I was, sitting at the Kennedy Cafeteria eating a brownie muffin. 2 guys sitting at a separate table to the right of me have been talking. This 1 guy started telling the other guy about women, sex, & his porn addiction. That is when I tuned in!
He said, "I only have been addicted to 1 thing, pornography."
Guy 2 goes, "I don't see the reason to have addictions, sure you like something. Why get an addiction to it?"
Guy 1 replied, "It just happened while I was in high school, Steve turned me onto it. I would be on the computer, writing a paper, realize I was really tense, & get off to porn."
Guy 2, "If you didn't do it, would you get all shaky & sick feeling? You know, like those drunk, homeless guys?!"
Guy 1, "Well, no, but if I didn't get off, I wouldn't be able to write. I would be worthless!"
Guy 2, "You're being honest & deep with me, huh?"
Guy 1, "Yup."
Guy 2, "Who'd you rather have sex with... Richard Simmons daughter or a pregnant woman?"
Guy 1, "I don't know, whichever 1 I was married to."
2, "No, that wasn't my question."
1, "I don't know, I don't have an answer for you."
Guy 2 looked disappointed but did not say anymore. I wonder which 1 he'd rather fuck. Personally, if I was a guy, I'd pick the pregnant woman. At least you couldn't get her pregnant, again. He, he, he. Then again I don't have any fucking clue what Richard Simmons daughter looks like or if he even has any offspring. Kind if a scary thought... Richard Simmons. Ewww... I am really not horny anymore. Made me wonder just how well those 2 guys knew each other. Or why Guy 1 felt impelled to say & confess?! I am not about to analyze this, just my observation for the day.
He said, "I only have been addicted to 1 thing, pornography."
Guy 2 goes, "I don't see the reason to have addictions, sure you like something. Why get an addiction to it?"
Guy 1 replied, "It just happened while I was in high school, Steve turned me onto it. I would be on the computer, writing a paper, realize I was really tense, & get off to porn."
Guy 2, "If you didn't do it, would you get all shaky & sick feeling? You know, like those drunk, homeless guys?!"
Guy 1, "Well, no, but if I didn't get off, I wouldn't be able to write. I would be worthless!"
Guy 2, "You're being honest & deep with me, huh?"
Guy 1, "Yup."
Guy 2, "Who'd you rather have sex with... Richard Simmons daughter or a pregnant woman?"
Guy 1, "I don't know, whichever 1 I was married to."
2, "No, that wasn't my question."
1, "I don't know, I don't have an answer for you."
Guy 2 looked disappointed but did not say anymore. I wonder which 1 he'd rather fuck. Personally, if I was a guy, I'd pick the pregnant woman. At least you couldn't get her pregnant, again. He, he, he. Then again I don't have any fucking clue what Richard Simmons daughter looks like or if he even has any offspring. Kind if a scary thought... Richard Simmons. Ewww... I am really not horny anymore. Made me wonder just how well those 2 guys knew each other. Or why Guy 1 felt impelled to say & confess?! I am not about to analyze this, just my observation for the day.