Character Meme [as filled by Biz]
Well, here goes:
- Iceland (APH)
- Seychelles (APH)
- May Birch (Pokémon)
- L (Death Note)
- Flippy (HTF)
- Flaky (HTF)
- Ella (Maximum Ride)
- Shadow (StH)
- Norway (APH)
- Guinevere (StH OC)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Iceland)
Ask him if it was the Turkey dream again. LOLOLOL.
2 asked you to go out with him/her? (Seychelles)
Tell her I’m straight, but France has been asking for her, hehe. :D
3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (May)
I’d scream and tell her Steven’s in the next room, lol.
4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (L and Norway)
OMG MY FANTASY: In consummation of their marriage, I'd ask them to read the dictionary together, at the same time. UNF, eargasm.
5 cooked you dinner? (Flippy)
Ask him who’s on the menu this time.
6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Awwww to myself. I wouldn’t think she’d trust herself to fall asleep near anybody.
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Ella)
Shout HOOORAY because that means I might be a bird person like Max :D.
8 got into the hospital somehow? (Shadow)
Laugh because he’s probably faking.
9 made fun of your friends? (Norway)
Know that he’s probably joking in his sarcastic, affectionate kind of way; he does it to Denmark all the time.
10 ignored you all the time? (Guinevere)
Figure that she’s probably annoyed because someone made her wear shoes, lol.
WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Iceland)
Shrug and say; “Well, were you expecting something?”
You're on a vacation with 2 and you manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? (Seychelles)
Run around in circles panicking.
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (May)
A baby Hoenn pokémon.
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (L)
Wait till I’m dead, than blame it on Light. xD
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Flippy)
Well, assuming that that extremely embarrassing thing is something involving getting on a stage, he will probably try to either cheer for me (normal Flippy) or find a heavy prop he can use to knock me off the stage and kill me (Fliqpy).
You're about to marry 10. What's 6's reaction? (Guinevere and Flaky)
She’d ask me if there will be security at the wedding and if she has to wear a dress.
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Ella)
Hug me and then think about Iggy and start crying too.
You’re angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? (Shadow)
Kindly tell me to suck it the fuck up in that tender, gentlemanly way he always has.
You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? (Norway)
Have his tomte watch over me if it’s a sport he doesn’t like, or maybe dance around in the bleachers in his sexy curling pants. He’d probably charge me my college fund for the latter, lolol.
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Guinevere)
Get nervous because she thinks I’m laughing at something she said.
RELATIONSHIP PART
1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Iceland)
Ugh, where do I begin...
Well, he has white hair, lovely violet eyes, has a puffin, painfully modest, sexy voice, cool exterior, has a puffin, proud and easily embarrassed, teenaged, wears gloves, has a puffin...
2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for 9. Your reaction? (Seychelles and Norway)
That’s actually incredibly sexy and a great idea. Mind if I use that? :D
I’d tell her that somewhere, a young Icelandic man is now in tears and a stoic Norwegian is thinking about the last time he got some ass, haha.
You're dating 3 and introduce him/her to your parents. Will they accept? (May)
They’d probably tilt their heads, and then start playing with her Mudkip.
4 loves 9 as well. What does that mean? (L and Norway)
(Wasn’t this one earlier?!) It means that L is a pervert. Like we didn’t know that already. xD
Will 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Flippy and Flaky)
I sure hope so. I love those two. <3
6 appears to be a player, he/she breaks many hearts. What do you do? (Flaky)
I actually wanted to write a fic like that. Somebody’s not as innocent as she looks, haha. I’d ask her whether she beds to kill. :D
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Ella)
That she wishes she’d done it too. Haha. Ella having a mean thought?! Insane.
8 thinks he'll/she'll never get a boy/girlfriend. What will you tell him/her? (Shadow)
Stop scowling at people; it might help. Also, take up stripping.
...
Oh wait-
9 is too shy to face you and confesses you their love by sending an e-mail. Now what? (Norway)
Nosebleed all over the keyboard, and then call him up and demand he say that he loves me. Over, and over, and over... (lusts for Norway and his sexy voice).
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Guinevere and Iceland)
Jaw drop and ask her when she left my fanfic and went to Hetalia canon.
FRIENDSHIP PART
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Iceland and Flaky)
I don’t know if Iceland has a hedgehog fetish...
Could 2 trust 5? (Seychelles and Flippy)
Probably not; he’d remind her too much of England, haha.
3 wants to go shopping, will 7 come along? (May and Ella)
Definitely!
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (L and Guinevere)
Guine gets nervous that she did something wrong, and L watches her with great amusement as she starts shaking and a mini earthquake goes off.
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Flippy and Iceland)
Both of them picking the same thing? Probably something that doesn’t involve any violence.
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Ella and Norway)
Maybe something involving exotic creatures.
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Shadow and Flippy)
I guess, if Flippy had hair to cut...
9 sketches what 6’s perfect Girlfriend/boyfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy? (Norway and Flaky)
She will probably hug it to her heart and thank god she has it because her real boyfriend scares her (coughcoughFlippycoughcough*.
10 and 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Guinevere and Shadow)
Wow! Same continuity for once! Uh, they’re probably blushing because they’re at the computer and found Knuckles’ porn.
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF…
1's ally kicked 10? (Iceland and Guinevere)
Let’s say that ally is Denmark; Guine would remember what her therapist said and try to reason with him and within the 2 seconds it takes to realize that that is NOT gonna work, starts pelting rocks at him and swearing in Flemish while Denmark laughs, thinking it’s a game, and Norway shakes his head at his stupidity.
2 sent 9 an e-mail that was meant for his/her Girlfriend/boyfriend? (Seychelles and Norway)
Assuming that boyfriend is Iceland, he would probably snoop and find out whether they’ve had sex yet, lol.
4 and 7 discovered they made love while being drunk? (Flippy and Ella)
Er...
5 and 6 did a work-out together? (Flippy and Flaky)
Probably something involving a car, some rope, and lots of licking... heheh. *pervy mind*
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited for your birthday? (Flaky)
She’d probably tear up and I’d apologize profusely.
7 won the lottery? (Ella)
Hoo, boy. She’d probably buy out a huge company, invest around a bit, end up richer than Oprah, and retire at 14 to live in Hollywood with Iggy.
8 had quite a big secret? (Shadow)
Isn’t he full of ‘em anyway?
Let's see... HE TOTALLY BANGED ROUGE! I KNEW IT!
9 became a singer? (Norway)
I would die of eargasmic overload. That is all.
10 had a daughter? (Guinevere)
She would have earth-bending powers and make fun of her mom's accent.
LAST PART…
What would 1 think of 2? (Iceland and Seychelles)
He would fall madly in love with her sweet heart.
What would 2 find weird about 3? (Seychelles and May)
That she cares so much for competition.
How would 3 greet 4? (May and L)
“Hi there! I'm the undefeated Champion of Hoenn! You gonna finish that cake?”
What would 4 envy about 5? (L and Flippy)
His ability to kill just about anyone he wants, for no reason. Oh wait, that sounds like Kir-
What dream would 5 have about 6? (Flippy and Flaky)
*Insert X Rated sadist kinkiness here*
What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Flaky and Ella)
They both are extremely nervous and clumsy individuals.
What would make 7 angry at 8? (Ella and Shadow)
Teleporting away when she tries to talk to him.
Where would 8 meet 9? (Shadow and Norway)
Drunk out of their wits at a singles bar or on the street, seeing who's the best at sarcasm. Lol.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Norway and Guinevere)
That her accent is ridiculous. Well, actually, he might say that. xD
What would make 10 scared of 1? (Guinevere and Iceland)
Him cursing her in Icelandic. She’s pretty superstitious.