Shit I have heard outside my brother's Hollywood apartment at night

Jan 30, 2010 03:02

"FUCK YOU (guy's name)!"

Random wailing

Shouts of "No! Stop! I'll give you money!" Followed by the unmistakable sound of a guy's head getting slammed into a dumpster, then a taxi cab driving off.
(I don't know what the guy said to the cab driver, but apparently he lives in our building)

Drunken wailing

Drunken laughter

Incoherent drunken yelling followed by a smooth, "Shuuuuut the fuuuuuck uuuuup"

Pained wailing

Maniacal laughter

Drunken bitches fighting and yelling at eachother.
(Angrily) "Take your underwear off!! TAKE THEM OFF!!"
(In response to my requests to be more respectful) "No! It's okay!"

Childish laughter

"Last, dying moments" wailing
(More than once)(Comes in Vengeful and Mournful)

Something about sticking dicks in something

Drunken singing by a mob of guys of the ENTIRE song of "Man in the Box" by Alice In Chains, plus another grunge rock song I had never heard.
(They really put their hearts into it)

The sound of a small dog getting crushed by a large piece of furniture
"Yipe!" cut short by a huge crash

And more. I can't be expected to remember everything I hear outside this god damn window. Also, for the record, on any given weekend these sounds can be heard into the morning, until about an hour after sunrise at which point it goes dead silent.
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