this is why i went into business

[bizeerk22]

So last night was a rainy night and me and my guy friends didnt feel like really doing much, it was only like 9 anyways, so we decide to go to ben and jerrys. So we go there, and everyone orders there shit, and Pete orders a vanilla milk shake. After drinking half of it, he decides its too milky. He then asks me to go up to the guy behind the counter and use my charms to get his money back. at first i wasn't that inclined to do it, but then he said he'd split the profits 50-50, so then i was like alright yea i'll do it.
so i go up to the counter and I say :
"Exscuse me, my boy friend (Pete, he's not really though) ordered this milk shake and it's too milky," the guy just kinda looks at me,
so i go "Here do you want to try it?"
So the guy takes the milk shake, opens it and looks inside and goes "Yeah that is pretty milky,"

So then the lady behind him buts in and is like "WHats the problem," So then i go through my whole speach, but i add in, "My boy friend is lactose intollerent and he wasn't really planning on the milk shake to be this milky, he's going to be bothered later..."

So the ladies like "You do realize that the basis of milk shakes is milk?"

So i'm like "Yea but you see, he can tolerate a certain amount of milk, just not this much milk."

Shes like "Ohh.... i see (like all sorry) Would he like a smoothie?"

I'm like "Nah... I think he just wants his money back."

So shes like "Alright..... I guess we can do that"

so she gave me the money back and we split the profits and ladies and gents i conned a WOMAN not a man into this, which makes it all the cooler. and i am $2.50 richer becuase i took the initiative.