what happens in italy stays in italy.
except that would be no fun if i didnt tell you some of the details.
ag face pretty-well summed up the PG rated part of the trip. so i'll tell some stories that ag face didnt.
first stop on the italy trip was ROME, so beautiful - see it before you die.
but anyways in our adventures in rome, my pants were stolen. a GYPSIE STOLE MY DAMN PANTS. you see, i had hung them out the window because they smelt, and were 'dirty' - but i left them out there for a few days and then all of a sudden one day they were gone! only a fucking gypsie would want my damn puke pants anyways. oh and yes - my puke pants were a result of the ABSYNTH that adrienne spoke of. there is a reason it is illegal in the U.S.
next stop on Italy tour was Sorrento - a coastal town south of Rome.
oh and my fucking BIRTHDAY was unbeleivable- seriously it was perfect. wouldnt have changed a thing. it was beautiful.
the night before we decided be must celebrate because ShMeier wasn't going to let us out on friday because we had to rise early. so we went to Matilda on thursday night- a 5 floor bar/disco in Sorrento and did the karoake thing and drank CAR BOMBS- a beautiful drink consisting of guiness, shot of some kinda whiskey (i forget), and a shot of baileys. but you drop the baileys in right before you chug it and it is glorious.
so we did the karoake thing - then i exclaimed i wanted Gelato -( fabulous italian ice cream, you couldnt walk 10 feet with out hitting a Gelato stand in Italy)- so ag face and i were too obliterated to venture into the streets by ourselfs so my love Jake (boston boy that went on the trip) insisted on accompanying us. and this is the part of the night that i dont recall. i guess i barely ate the Gelato and fed it to a stray dog- yea there were A LOT of stray dogs that roamed Sorrento, there were all so cute, none had rabbies or anything. and then after this escapade we went back to the bar, and i guess i went on a computer and chated with autumn - which i barely recall- autumn i want to see the conversation we had.
oh yes the conversation went something like this:
biz eerk (6:11:47 PM): autunbQWàq!!1
biz eerk (6:11:51 PM): io ,sss upi soppp ,icj
autumnatoN (6:11:52 PM): BROOKE
autumnatoN (6:11:53 PM): !!!!!
biz eerk (6:11:56 PM): ùo ,ossos upi sp kcuiJ"
autumnatoN (6:12:01 PM): okay, let's try ENGLISH
biz eerk (6:12:04 PM): ll YOU!
autumnatoN (6:19:25 PM): I don't know what that means.
biz eerk (6:19:27 PM): < will cl you si waw2qe4l§11
biz eerk (6:19:30 PM): I WILLLò AC
autumnatoN (6:19:33 PM): ok, awesome
biz eerk (6:19:33 PM): CALL YOU
autumnatoN (6:19:36 PM): AWESOME.
biz eerk (6:19:40 PM): I9 AM SXO WDRUNKùI FUKCINGLIN LOVE IT
biz eerk (6:19:44 PM): TYGE
\ bYTE
autumnatoN (6:19:50 PM): ??
biz eerk (6:19:55 PM): i love yuou
biz eerk (6:19:56 PM): by4
autumnatoN (6:20:00 PM): i love you too, brooke.
autumnatoN (6:20:02 PM): Happy birthday.
biz eerk (6:20:06 PM): thajnks!!_!_!_
biz eerk (6:20:09 PM): :-D
biz eerk signed off at 6:20:13 PM.
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Session concluded at 6:20:16 PM
autumnatoN (3:04:02 PM): biz eerk (6:12:42 PM): I AM BERY FDRUINKùIT IS MY BIORTHDAYù
autumnatoN (3:04:14 PM): autumnatoN (6:13:21 PM): Where is Adrienne?
biz eerk (6:13:38 PM): SHE IUS PROBABLY GEYTTING A FDRINK AT THE BART
autumnatoN (6:13:44 PM): AHHAHAHAHHAHAH
autumnatoN (6:13:48 PM): Have you had access to alcohol a lot?
biz eerk (6:13:48 PM): IOT IS LKE 11.30 HREE
autumnatoN (6:13:58 PM): That is CRAZY. Where is the computer, Brooke?
biz eerk (6:13:59 PM): YRES VREFEY MCUH ALòCOOLD
autumnatoN (6:14:01 PM): Can you call me???????????
biz eerk (6:14:05 PM): HAHAHAHAHù
biz eerk (6:14:09 PM): I FUCKING LOV4E ITù
autumnatoN (6:14:14 PM): find a phone
autumnatoN (3:04:40 PM): autumnatoN (6:15:17 PM): Where the fuck are yo u?
biz eerk (6:15:22 PM): I Am in rome
biz eerk (6:15:26 PM): no i am ijn zoerento
autumnatoN (6:15:28 PM): Well, NO SHIT. Where is the computer?
biz eerk (6:15:29 PM): soprrento
autumnatoN (6:15:32 PM): ok, ok.
biz eerk (6:15:33 PM): and she is aws drunk as me
biz eerk (6:15:40 PM): we zsare partyying
autumnatoN (6:15:43 PM): HAAHHAHAHAHHHA
biz eerk (6:15:45 PM): ùist is myu pèranrtadyu
autumnatoN (6:15:45 PM): can you call me?
biz eerk (6:15:50 PM): do you wnat mre eox
biz eerk (6:15:53 PM): yto_
autumnatoN (6:15:53 PM): your typing is so incorehent
biz eerk (6:15:54 PM): trot_
autumnatoN (6:15:56 PM): yyes,
biz eerk (6:16:00 PM): i qm sdorrry
autumnatoN (6:16:14 PM): Okay, what?
biz eerk (6:16:48 PM): whaytg is ted glins s.-n_
autumnatoN (6:16:55 PM): um, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
biz eerk (6:18:22 PM): hahha
biz eerk (6:18:25 PM): th4ey lve himùhere
biz eerk (6:18:27 PM): in amercida
biz eerk (6:18:31 PM): i am dufkingùdruinkù
so then one of the EL girls had gotten sick and was like ready to pass out, so we got KICKED OUT OF THE BAR, HAHAHHAHA kicked out of the bar on my fucking birthday- i just realized how fucking good of a story that is. so we walk back to the hotel around 1 and Shmeier barges into the room, and me and Kayton are just chilling and she starts exclaiming "You're drunk! You are SLURRING your words! You are slurring your words!!" She must have said that like 15 times. and i was "Shmeier what are you talking about? I'm not drunk." Thats all i remember saying. But she made that decision in like 2 seconds. then after speaking to Shmeier i telephoned my mom for some reason. haha she knew i was drunk too! and she loved it! she told me to go celebrate! i love my fucking mom. then ag face and i called Jacko for some reason and then we went to bed.
the following day Shmeier threatened to not allow me to go to Capri- a beautiful island off of the coast of Sorrento. so i was not having that, i convinced her to allow me and the EL girl to go. so we went there and went shopping nad i got a BANANA SPLIT, and then we went to the hotel for dinner, and for desert they had the waiters sing happy birdthday to me with a cake. it was splendid. best birthday EVER.
i'll have pictures up soon of the beautifulness that was Italy.
ag face pretty-well summed up the PG rated part of the trip. so i'll tell some stories that ag face didnt.
first stop on the italy trip was ROME, so beautiful - see it before you die.
but anyways in our adventures in rome, my pants were stolen. a GYPSIE STOLE MY DAMN PANTS. you see, i had hung them out the window because they smelt, and were 'dirty' - but i left them out there for a few days and then all of a sudden one day they were gone! only a fucking gypsie would want my damn puke pants anyways. oh and yes - my puke pants were a result of the ABSYNTH that adrienne spoke of. there is a reason it is illegal in the U.S.
next stop on Italy tour was Sorrento - a coastal town south of Rome.
oh and my fucking BIRTHDAY was unbeleivable- seriously it was perfect. wouldnt have changed a thing. it was beautiful.
the night before we decided be must celebrate because ShMeier wasn't going to let us out on friday because we had to rise early. so we went to Matilda on thursday night- a 5 floor bar/disco in Sorrento and did the karoake thing and drank CAR BOMBS- a beautiful drink consisting of guiness, shot of some kinda whiskey (i forget), and a shot of baileys. but you drop the baileys in right before you chug it and it is glorious.
so we did the karoake thing - then i exclaimed i wanted Gelato -( fabulous italian ice cream, you couldnt walk 10 feet with out hitting a Gelato stand in Italy)- so ag face and i were too obliterated to venture into the streets by ourselfs so my love Jake (boston boy that went on the trip) insisted on accompanying us. and this is the part of the night that i dont recall. i guess i barely ate the Gelato and fed it to a stray dog- yea there were A LOT of stray dogs that roamed Sorrento, there were all so cute, none had rabbies or anything. and then after this escapade we went back to the bar, and i guess i went on a computer and chated with autumn - which i barely recall- autumn i want to see the conversation we had.
oh yes the conversation went something like this:
biz eerk (6:11:47 PM): autunbQWàq!!1
biz eerk (6:11:51 PM): io ,sss upi soppp ,icj
autumnatoN (6:11:52 PM): BROOKE
autumnatoN (6:11:53 PM): !!!!!
biz eerk (6:11:56 PM): ùo ,ossos upi sp kcuiJ"
autumnatoN (6:12:01 PM): okay, let's try ENGLISH
biz eerk (6:12:04 PM): ll YOU!
autumnatoN (6:19:25 PM): I don't know what that means.
biz eerk (6:19:27 PM): < will cl you si waw2qe4l§11
biz eerk (6:19:30 PM): I WILLLò AC
autumnatoN (6:19:33 PM): ok, awesome
biz eerk (6:19:33 PM): CALL YOU
autumnatoN (6:19:36 PM): AWESOME.
biz eerk (6:19:40 PM): I9 AM SXO WDRUNKùI FUKCINGLIN LOVE IT
biz eerk (6:19:44 PM): TYGE
\ bYTE
autumnatoN (6:19:50 PM): ??
biz eerk (6:19:55 PM): i love yuou
biz eerk (6:19:56 PM): by4
autumnatoN (6:20:00 PM): i love you too, brooke.
autumnatoN (6:20:02 PM): Happy birthday.
biz eerk (6:20:06 PM): thajnks!!_!_!_
biz eerk (6:20:09 PM): :-D
biz eerk signed off at 6:20:13 PM.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Session concluded at 6:20:16 PM
autumnatoN (3:04:02 PM): biz eerk (6:12:42 PM): I AM BERY FDRUINKùIT IS MY BIORTHDAYù
autumnatoN (3:04:14 PM): autumnatoN (6:13:21 PM): Where is Adrienne?
biz eerk (6:13:38 PM): SHE IUS PROBABLY GEYTTING A FDRINK AT THE BART
autumnatoN (6:13:44 PM): AHHAHAHAHHAHAH
autumnatoN (6:13:48 PM): Have you had access to alcohol a lot?
biz eerk (6:13:48 PM): IOT IS LKE 11.30 HREE
autumnatoN (6:13:58 PM): That is CRAZY. Where is the computer, Brooke?
biz eerk (6:13:59 PM): YRES VREFEY MCUH ALòCOOLD
autumnatoN (6:14:01 PM): Can you call me???????????
biz eerk (6:14:05 PM): HAHAHAHAHù
biz eerk (6:14:09 PM): I FUCKING LOV4E ITù
autumnatoN (6:14:14 PM): find a phone
autumnatoN (3:04:40 PM): autumnatoN (6:15:17 PM): Where the fuck are yo u?
biz eerk (6:15:22 PM): I Am in rome
biz eerk (6:15:26 PM): no i am ijn zoerento
autumnatoN (6:15:28 PM): Well, NO SHIT. Where is the computer?
biz eerk (6:15:29 PM): soprrento
autumnatoN (6:15:32 PM): ok, ok.
biz eerk (6:15:33 PM): and she is aws drunk as me
biz eerk (6:15:40 PM): we zsare partyying
autumnatoN (6:15:43 PM): HAAHHAHAHAHHHA
biz eerk (6:15:45 PM): ùist is myu pèranrtadyu
autumnatoN (6:15:45 PM): can you call me?
biz eerk (6:15:50 PM): do you wnat mre eox
biz eerk (6:15:53 PM): yto_
autumnatoN (6:15:53 PM): your typing is so incorehent
biz eerk (6:15:54 PM): trot_
autumnatoN (6:15:56 PM): yyes,
biz eerk (6:16:00 PM): i qm sdorrry
autumnatoN (6:16:14 PM): Okay, what?
biz eerk (6:16:48 PM): whaytg is ted glins s.-n_
autumnatoN (6:16:55 PM): um, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
biz eerk (6:18:22 PM): hahha
biz eerk (6:18:25 PM): th4ey lve himùhere
biz eerk (6:18:27 PM): in amercida
biz eerk (6:18:31 PM): i am dufkingùdruinkù
so then one of the EL girls had gotten sick and was like ready to pass out, so we got KICKED OUT OF THE BAR, HAHAHHAHA kicked out of the bar on my fucking birthday- i just realized how fucking good of a story that is. so we walk back to the hotel around 1 and Shmeier barges into the room, and me and Kayton are just chilling and she starts exclaiming "You're drunk! You are SLURRING your words! You are slurring your words!!" She must have said that like 15 times. and i was "Shmeier what are you talking about? I'm not drunk." Thats all i remember saying. But she made that decision in like 2 seconds. then after speaking to Shmeier i telephoned my mom for some reason. haha she knew i was drunk too! and she loved it! she told me to go celebrate! i love my fucking mom. then ag face and i called Jacko for some reason and then we went to bed.
the following day Shmeier threatened to not allow me to go to Capri- a beautiful island off of the coast of Sorrento. so i was not having that, i convinced her to allow me and the EL girl to go. so we went there and went shopping nad i got a BANANA SPLIT, and then we went to the hotel for dinner, and for desert they had the waiters sing happy birdthday to me with a cake. it was splendid. best birthday EVER.
i'll have pictures up soon of the beautifulness that was Italy.