(Anything that doesn't make sense should be listened to. If it still doesn't make sense, it probably seemed funny at the time. The asterisks are new scene situations that I added.)
EDIT: Do me a favor, folks, and post the most annoying songs that you know. We're talking "CONVOY" bad. I'm making a mix cd.
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Rocketman - The Red Elvises (AWESOME)
Waking up: Halfacre - Hem
Average day: Sky Flying By - Samiam
First date: Into You - The Bangs
Falling in love: Rubella - Smoking Popes
Love scene: Snowfell Summer - Bonfire Madigan
Fight scene: Rumble - Link Wray and his Ray Men -> Count me Out - Boss Hog
Breaking up: Don’t - Mirah
Heartache: Pretty Face - Brenda Weiler
Getting back together: Together Forever in Love - Go Sailor
One night stand: Strict Machine - Goldfrapp
Secret fantasy: Kaltes Klares Wasser - Chicks on Speed
Secret love: He Took Her to a Movie - Ladytron
Wanting the one you can't have: Won’t Be The Same - Dance Hall Crashers
(alternate Homo version: Penguins - Stuart Davis
Life's okay: Good - Better Than Ezra
Mental breakdown: Knee Play #3 (from Einstein on the Beach) - Philip Glass
Suicide attempt in bathtub: Bathysphere - Cat Power
Ride to the hospital: White Wedding - Billy Idol (instrumental)
Driving: Drivin’ on 9 - The Breeders
Learning a lesson: Star fish - Bikini Kill
*No Longer Friends: Vow - Garbage
*I Hate You Now: We Used to Be Friends - The Dandy Warhols
*Friends Again! Les Yper Sound - Stereolab
Deep thought: Eye - Smashing Pumpkins
*Sweeping, Epic theme: Hope - Apocalyptica
Drug hallucination sequence #1 (good): Apple - Cibo Matto
Drug hallucination sequence #2 (bad): God’s Away on Business - Tom Waits
Flashback: True Rulers - Common Rider
Slow motion montage #1 (dramatic): Portishead - Wandering Star
Slow motion montage #2 (ironic): Hawaiian War Chant - Billy Mure
Slow motion montage #3 (seduction): Sadie Hawkins Atom Bomb - Man or Astroman
Slow motion montage #4 (cool walking): The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Black Tongue
Campy sing-a-long (foreign language): La Marseillaise
Campy sing-a-long (english): I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Shitty job: Office Girl - Jess Klein
Oh fuck, skeletons: Press Gang - Murder City Devils
Oh fuck, zombies: Vaselina - The Need
*Revenge Sequence (aka: NOW I AM EVIL): Billy Mummy - Erase Errata
Partying: The Trouble with Public Places - Cadallaca
Happy dance: Chauffer - The Fitness
Regretting: Dear Hearts/Every Shitty Thing/Rum to Whiskey - Murder City Devils
Long night alone: Your Church is Red - The Black Heart Procession
Intense, wordless montage that ends film: Frankenixon - I Hate You
Death scene: Drown - Stuart Davis
Closing credits: 200 Flying Girls - The Red Elvises
Alternate credits: Baba O’Riley - The Who
ps: new picture of me