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[bizarroludwig]

In a world where quotes by such victims of Cranial Rectumitis* as Michael Dukakis and Jermaine Jackson are considered newsworthy, it's like a breath of fresh air to see:

Python Swallows Bangladeshi Woman

Poor python. Just tryin' to get his grub on.

*Cranial Rectumitis = Head Stuck up the Ass