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i spend hours every day going through old ass medical files and converting data. it's the awesome job i have that i get to do from the comfort of my living room. commute time: 9 paces. it is not interesting at all. so i won't bore you with the details.
HOWEVER...
this came up today and i laughed and lauged and laughed and even though this happened 10 years ago, i still laugh cause it's still funny.
not so funny for the guy it happened to, but funny as hell for me. and that is all that matters.
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DIAGNOSIS
FOREIGN BODY CONSISTENT WITH BULLET, CLINICALLY FROM PENIS.
Primary pathologist Eduardo %^^$#^, MD
Date Report Signed Out 01/04/1995
lat
Clinical Diagnosis and History:
gunshot to penis
Tissue(s) Submitted:
BULLET - PENIS
GROSS DESCRIPTION:
Specimen is received fresh and consists of a spire shaped projectile
measuring 4 mm. in diameter and 8 mm. in length. No sections.
lat/TGW
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under the "Tissue(s) Submitted:" heading, it says they received a bullet, and a penis.
do you think it was the whole penis?
if so, i think they should have just maybe removed the bullet and sent it to the lab. taking the whole wang seems a little excessive, if you ask me.
i am sure the victim would agree.
HOWEVER...
this came up today and i laughed and lauged and laughed and even though this happened 10 years ago, i still laugh cause it's still funny.
not so funny for the guy it happened to, but funny as hell for me. and that is all that matters.
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DIAGNOSIS
FOREIGN BODY CONSISTENT WITH BULLET, CLINICALLY FROM PENIS.
Primary pathologist Eduardo %^^$#^, MD
Date Report Signed Out 01/04/1995
lat
Clinical Diagnosis and History:
gunshot to penis
Tissue(s) Submitted:
BULLET - PENIS
GROSS DESCRIPTION:
Specimen is received fresh and consists of a spire shaped projectile
measuring 4 mm. in diameter and 8 mm. in length. No sections.
lat/TGW
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under the "Tissue(s) Submitted:" heading, it says they received a bullet, and a penis.
do you think it was the whole penis?
if so, i think they should have just maybe removed the bullet and sent it to the lab. taking the whole wang seems a little excessive, if you ask me.
i am sure the victim would agree.