DEQ can suck my balls.
I'm the worst. I have shit to do and I just can't do it. So here's a list of things that would make the perfect girl. Enjoy.
1-a girl with brown toenails and really short hair
2-a girl that wears blazers with skirts
3-a girl that can drive standard
4-a girl that likes playing video games
5-a girl that drinks beer while she plays video games
6-a girl that wont get mad when i refer to her, or other girls as "bitch" (affectionately, of course)
7-a girl that will give me massages
8-a girl that is smart, preferably not smarter than me, though i won't hold it against her
9-a girl that will buy her own movie tickets and meals (most of the time)
10-a girl that's 21
11-a girl that wears glasses
1-a girl with brown toenails and really short hair
2-a girl that wears blazers with skirts
3-a girl that can drive standard
4-a girl that likes playing video games
5-a girl that drinks beer while she plays video games
6-a girl that wont get mad when i refer to her, or other girls as "bitch" (affectionately, of course)
7-a girl that will give me massages
8-a girl that is smart, preferably not smarter than me, though i won't hold it against her
9-a girl that will buy her own movie tickets and meals (most of the time)
10-a girl that's 21
11-a girl that wears glasses