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This would be the best ending for last week's episode of Lost:
"I think a better conclusion to this episode would be if Locke came out [of the cabin] and said 'We have to groove the island'. Then have a montage where they hook Hurley's CD player up to the transmitting room power source, fashion crude electric instruments and amps out of palm trees, learn a bunch of Rick James songs and then win over the freighter crew with the goddamn crunchiest jam ever known. And then Jacob is revealed as Barry White, lays down a nice slow sex jam and crowns John Locke the new king of funk island." - Courtesy of some shmuck from SA
"I think a better conclusion to this episode would be if Locke came out [of the cabin] and said 'We have to groove the island'. Then have a montage where they hook Hurley's CD player up to the transmitting room power source, fashion crude electric instruments and amps out of palm trees, learn a bunch of Rick James songs and then win over the freighter crew with the goddamn crunchiest jam ever known. And then Jacob is revealed as Barry White, lays down a nice slow sex jam and crowns John Locke the new king of funk island." - Courtesy of some shmuck from SA