Early-morning dreams are always the most bizarre, did you ever notice?
If "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" is anything like the dream I just had about it, I will like it -- but I will be the only one.
Also, further proof-positive of my platonic-only love for Jack Sparrow: my brain attempted to give me a Jack Sex Dream,* but this only lasted for about two minutes,** and then, even though I didn't realize it was a dream, I literally just thought, "Er, you know what? Uh-uh," and we switched over to Will Turner. Which was fine with me. Assuming Norrington wasn't available, anyway.
* [This happened before the "On Stranger Tides" dream, to be clear that they were in fact two SEPARATE dreams. It wasn't THAT kind of movie, or anything.]
** [In Dream Time, that is; I saw "Inception," I know how that goes.]
... incidentally, I blame the whole second dream on a weird conversation I was forced to have yesterday about Will and Kate's wedding. Although, I shouldn't complain -- if we were going to have a sex dream featuring a Will, I'd vote Turner aaaall the way. Ack. (Um. No offense to HRH.)
Also, further proof-positive of my platonic-only love for Jack Sparrow: my brain attempted to give me a Jack Sex Dream,* but this only lasted for about two minutes,** and then, even though I didn't realize it was a dream, I literally just thought, "Er, you know what? Uh-uh," and we switched over to Will Turner. Which was fine with me. Assuming Norrington wasn't available, anyway.
* [This happened before the "On Stranger Tides" dream, to be clear that they were in fact two SEPARATE dreams. It wasn't THAT kind of movie, or anything.]
** [In Dream Time, that is; I saw "Inception," I know how that goes.]
... incidentally, I blame the whole second dream on a weird conversation I was forced to have yesterday about Will and Kate's wedding. Although, I shouldn't complain -- if we were going to have a sex dream featuring a Will, I'd vote Turner aaaall the way. Ack. (Um. No offense to HRH.)