Mar 16, 2010 19:57
Dear Upstairs Elephant Neighbors,
OH MY GREAT GREEN BANANAS WHAT THE _HELL_ ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?!? CAN I TAKE IT YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE EXERCISE MACHINES, PERHAPS?? CONSIDERING THERE HAS BEEN A LOUD, APARTMENT-SHAKING, RYTHMATIC BOOMING FOR CLOSE TO AN HOUR NOW?!? IS THAT WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?
I mean, I know I should just be grateful that you are doing this _now_, at 8 o'clock at night, instead of at 10 when I am trying to sleep. And furthermore, I know I should just be grateful that the new earplugs have been enough to keep your loud booming elephant footsteps from keeping me up all night like they used to.
BUT SERIOUSLY -- _GAWD_, YOU ARE ANNOYING. I JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND. WHAT THE HELL DO YOU _DO_ UPSTAIRS SOME DAYS?? ARE YOU STILL ARRANGING THE FURNITURE AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF HERE, OR WHAT??!? WHY MUST YOU BE SO ASSILY LOUD??!?
Please to be time for you to be moving now. :P
No love,
~~ Biz Op
Seriously, Bizzy, you gotta work on your resume and you gotta work on it now. It is time to GET _OUT_ OF HERE.
the flat,
life42