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I am stooopid. This morning my alarm went off at 8 am to go to my class. You see it takes me exactly one hour to shower and dress, dry my hair, put on some makeup get my stuff together and get out to the bus stop. I leave here at 9 and get to campus for my 9:30 class. I decided I was too tired to make it this morning, which is fine except for the fact that I do it often. I'm not the only one that class is pointless. Well I set my alarm for 9:30 so that I can get ready by 10:30 and make it to my 11:00. My alarm goes off at 9:30 and I think oh forget it, I will wake up at 10 and not shower. I fall back asleep without setting the alarm. Realizing I have fallen back asleep wake up in a panic and look at the clock it says 9:40 and I think HOLY SHIT I'm going to be LATE! (no I wasn't-I was just too tired to realize what was going on) I get ready and get to the bus stop at 10. I get on campus at 10:20, look at my watch and realize I am a dumber piece of crap than I ever thought. I waited in the lobby of my building for 30 minutes. What made me the most mad was I realized I could have just been waking up by the time I got to my class. I'm a retard. I try to sleep in and I can't even master that task. I still havn't showered and took a 5 hour nap when I got home. I have a test tomorrow that I havn't studied for and I have to watch the rest of the movie to write up my extra credit paper. Good thing I'm rested. No time for showers, stinking it up is the new thing havn't you heard?
love.
love.