Too bad Ken and Barbie broke up after 40 years of dating...
sselhtur: when Meredith was 3 and got her first Ken
sselhtur: the first thing she did was pull down his pants to see what was there
Ruth in response to getting "homeless barbie" who happens to have a million dollars...and finding out that Barbie and Ken broke up...
LilLiz826: but barbie and ken are no more
LilLiz826: shes dating someone else now
LilLiz826: i forget his name
sselhtur: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
LilLiz826: Damon or Derrick or something
LilLiz826: yeah
LilLiz826: it was a big deal last yr
sselhtur: Is he, like, black or something?
LilLiz826: no he's a surfer
LilLiz826: they broke up
LilLiz826: and shes dating the new guy
LilLiz826: after 40 years
LilLiz826: believe it or not
sselhtur: Ken's penisless heart must be breaking
LilLiz826: you must rescue him
LilLiz826: maybe he could get you all a box or something to shelter under
sselhtur: me and ken, under the bridge
sselhtur: eating donuts out of garbage cans and panhandling in front of the alamo
sselhtur: a personal goal of mine, actually