Dec 05, 2004 10:04
PART ONE- NAMES
1. Your REAL Name: Tiana marie velazquez
2. What friends call you: shorty,tee,little one,tall one
3. What your (ex) boy/girl friends call you: tiana
4. What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: ...
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: shacquwentavia
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: bob
b. goose: goosie
c. pirate: ...
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: lil shorty
8. What would you name your kids?:
a. Boy: Michael
b. Girl: avbianca
9. What would you name a ship you built?: JENNA
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called? glue stick: like it love it learn it
PART TWO- HAVE YOU EVER...
11. Thrown up in public?: whats your deffination of public??
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: thanks to my brother!!!
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about?: noppers
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: yesem
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: NEVER
16. Nearly drowned?: yes thanks to all the ppls i hung out with this summer playing king/queen of the pool side!!! big thanks to lajan!!! and JR
17. Passed out?: yesem
18. Had a crush on somebody NOT single?: always
19. Been stuck in the rain?: stuck as in cant get out of the rain... no dumbass there is always a way out of somewhere!!!
20. Been attacked by an animal?: yesem a dog!! it was humping my leg after too!!
21. Caught people having sex?: yesem
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: ... that was a mistake...
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: HELL NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM????
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?:ahhah yes at school!!! but we were doing it on purpose
25. Made a wish that came true?: yesem that i would have fun this year and i have!!
PART THREE- COMPLETE THE SENTENCE
26. I once had a dream i was kissing... a boii
27. I'm only racist towards... short people :)
28. I don't know why I'm... so dam dumb!!
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... the person i liked....
30. Nothing sucks more than having to... be told to sit on my ass i mean i can do it when no one tells me but when someone tells me it is just way to hard
31. If I had six bucks I'd buy...whatever looked good
32. It's hot. I should take off... my jacket:)
33. It's always more fun when... there are a bunch of kids when were in the back field... :)
34. You can't eat steak without...a fork!
35. You better shut up before I... take the harnes your waring and pull it up boii:)
36. Just put it in my... pockets
37. I would tell you I liked you but...then i would be lieing
38. I'm not who you think I am.I'm really...a tall person
39. Dude! Where's my... body??
PART FOUR- WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: kick him in the nust beat him and then leave
41. You witness somebody about to steal your car?: let them get in then run up and call the police then i see them and make them stay there till the cops get there
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: umm call for help...
43. You burped while giving a persuasive speech in class?:it is normal forget about it
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?:slap and leave
45. A genie let's you have three wishes?: wish i had infinte wishes.. and dont know the rest right now
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legallized? i shall not say that right now....cuz i do it no matter what...
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: give them to her....
48. You had a time machine?: fucking nazis would die!!
PART FIVE- WOULD YOU RATHER...
50. ..find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer
51. ..the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: fly
52. ..have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: see the feature so i can either let it happen or stop it... thats so tiana..
55. ..be in a drama movie, or a comedy?: comedy
56. ..be in a hip hop video or a rock video?: hip hop
57. ..have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: gay gay gay HANUKKAH is what i would pick well one day of hanukkah
PART SIX- WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND WHEN YOU READ THE FOLLOWING WORDS?
62. Courage: doing crazy stuff
63. Driver: drive me
64. Yoga: wow thats awesome
65. Bakery: cake... FOOD
66. Roach:la coo racha la coo racha dadadad
67. Mushroom: yummy
68. Sprung: obession
69. Exotic: strawberries
70. Pythagorean: aww dam
PART SEVEN-. CONSTRUCT AN ACRONYM FOR THESE WORDS.
(example: G M S = Give Me Steak )
71.a. D A N G E R: Dam anthony nick gang east riders... WOW
b. C H I N A: Chinese huns in africa
c. R P G: raiders pin grapes... HU??
72. What is your definition of love?... a man who you could go running to with sweats and a jacket and mascara all over and him still say your beatuiful and says everything is going to be alrite
Noun
1. SCHOOL
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: small, funny,sweet
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: ILJBAMAMIAAKIC
75. Close your eyes, turn around, and then open them: words...
76. Were you too scared to do it?: no...
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: TEACHERS
78: Who is the last person you kicked?: i think it mighta been mikey or jb!
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?: chedder
80. Name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your first name: Tiana rodregz,Tiffany,treessa
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: droped me on my assJB... NAh i am jus playing umm give me flowers
82. If you had to break one of your bones, which bone would it be?: my arm i have done it so many times it dont hurt anymore!
PART EIGHT- WHAT IS YOUR COUNTER ARGUMENT?
(Example: "You suck." ~~> "No YOU suck.")
83. "Guys want nothing but action."yeahh all all guys want it SEX
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons." yeah kinda like you
85. "Kentucky is way better than cali." yeah because they dont have aronld as our running ther state
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing." cuz ur going to hell anyways
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems." including a hangover just reamber that
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." just opperate on ur self
89. "Music is stupid." so are you
90. "Your car sucks." so does ur imma