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Okay, this is funny, I thought y'all would get a kick out of it!
Mom: Kristin, are you visiting those dirty websites?
Me: PORN SITES?! NO! WHY?!
Mom: Getting pretty defensive, aren't you? Because I've been getting a lot of nasty pop-ups. And I know I'M not doing anything...
Me: So I am?! Why would I look at porn?
Mom: You're a teenage girl, and I know--
Me: EXACTLY! I'm a GIRL, not a boy!
Mom: Well I know I didn't do it. *she walks away and I start talking to Katie Secord*
Me: My mom thinks I'm looking at internet porn.
Katie: Woah! That's ridiculous! LMAO!
Me: I know! Why would I look at porn when I have a boyfriend?!
Katie: LMFAO!!! ROTFL!
Me: You find it funny that i would choose a real, live, squirmy penis connected to a cute boy than my finger and a fake pic?!
THE END!
Mom: Kristin, are you visiting those dirty websites?
Me: PORN SITES?! NO! WHY?!
Mom: Getting pretty defensive, aren't you? Because I've been getting a lot of nasty pop-ups. And I know I'M not doing anything...
Me: So I am?! Why would I look at porn?
Mom: You're a teenage girl, and I know--
Me: EXACTLY! I'm a GIRL, not a boy!
Mom: Well I know I didn't do it. *she walks away and I start talking to Katie Secord*
Me: My mom thinks I'm looking at internet porn.
Katie: Woah! That's ridiculous! LMAO!
Me: I know! Why would I look at porn when I have a boyfriend?!
Katie: LMFAO!!! ROTFL!
Me: You find it funny that i would choose a real, live, squirmy penis connected to a cute boy than my finger and a fake pic?!
THE END!