Cloud City Redux
After a hectic coupla months, we (my fellow blackbuckets and I) decided it was time to blow off steam in a place you can get piss drunk for cheap. I'm talkin' about none other than Cloud City.
So the plan was simple. Go to Cloud City, play some blackjack, get drunk, and check out some Twi'lek titty bars. Anywho, we're sitting in the transport waiting to leave the Death Star, and all of the sudden Lord Vader pops in. He's all like "Sup, peeps?" and we tell what's up he tells us that he, too, is headed for Cloud city.
Grrrreeeeat. :\
I mean, we've all partied with Vader, and we all love him. It's just that we all tend to be a little quieter when he's around... because there's still that tendency to err on the side of caution that comes from hanging out with someone who can crush your nuts with their mind, you know?
Where was I? Oh, yeah. So we get to Cloud City and go wandering around for a bit. Now, I've said previously that Cloud City is a little behind the times, this was still the case as they have only just now discovered bungie jumping. Now, scoff and call them outdated if you will, but they have some hella places to jump from, as you can imagine. So Vader's all like "Yeah! Let's check this shit out". So it's me, Lenny, Mike, Darth, and three Stormtroopers. We pay, and all go out on the platform where were greeted by some "Xtreme" human named Dustin... so "Xtreme" in his "Xtremities" that he is "Xtremely" baked. This dude's all like "So, dudes, are you ready for an Xtreme rush?" We kind of all look at each other without saying anything, because, well, that guy was a tool. One of the TK's steps up and says "whatever.. strap me in, dude" but he was all sarcastic so it was funny. So he has his jump, and stuff.. and then Dustin points to Lenny, who immediately says "um, no". So Vader walks up and is like "Fine! Ya pussy... let me show you how is it's done!
So Vader gets all harnessed in and jumps, as he's falling, we hear this "crack" followed by "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", then the rope shoots up and cracks one of the stormtroopers (Dwayne, I think), knocking him cold. It was then that we noticed... umm... I guess Vader's artificial legs weren't designed for bungie jumping, because let's just say they came up without him. So Lenny and I each pick one up, and we're like "fawwwwwwwwk" because they were actually quite heavy, and because we were all freaked out...
Hey, I gotta go. I'll continue this tomorrow...
So the plan was simple. Go to Cloud City, play some blackjack, get drunk, and check out some Twi'lek titty bars. Anywho, we're sitting in the transport waiting to leave the Death Star, and all of the sudden Lord Vader pops in. He's all like "Sup, peeps?" and we tell what's up he tells us that he, too, is headed for Cloud city.
Grrrreeeeat. :\
I mean, we've all partied with Vader, and we all love him. It's just that we all tend to be a little quieter when he's around... because there's still that tendency to err on the side of caution that comes from hanging out with someone who can crush your nuts with their mind, you know?
Where was I? Oh, yeah. So we get to Cloud City and go wandering around for a bit. Now, I've said previously that Cloud City is a little behind the times, this was still the case as they have only just now discovered bungie jumping. Now, scoff and call them outdated if you will, but they have some hella places to jump from, as you can imagine. So Vader's all like "Yeah! Let's check this shit out". So it's me, Lenny, Mike, Darth, and three Stormtroopers. We pay, and all go out on the platform where were greeted by some "Xtreme" human named Dustin... so "Xtreme" in his "Xtremities" that he is "Xtremely" baked. This dude's all like "So, dudes, are you ready for an Xtreme rush?" We kind of all look at each other without saying anything, because, well, that guy was a tool. One of the TK's steps up and says "whatever.. strap me in, dude" but he was all sarcastic so it was funny. So he has his jump, and stuff.. and then Dustin points to Lenny, who immediately says "um, no". So Vader walks up and is like "Fine! Ya pussy... let me show you how is it's done!
So Vader gets all harnessed in and jumps, as he's falling, we hear this "crack" followed by "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo", then the rope shoots up and cracks one of the stormtroopers (Dwayne, I think), knocking him cold. It was then that we noticed... umm... I guess Vader's artificial legs weren't designed for bungie jumping, because let's just say they came up without him. So Lenny and I each pick one up, and we're like "fawwwwwwwwk" because they were actually quite heavy, and because we were all freaked out...
Hey, I gotta go. I'll continue this tomorrow...