An exchange overheard in the Death Star Cantina...
Darth Vader: "Yes, I'd like the penne el arabianta, please"
Cantina worker: "You'll need a tray"
Vader: "Do you know who I am?"
Worker: "Do you know who *I* am?"
Vader: "This is not a game of who the fuck are you! I am Darth Vader, Lord Darth Vader. I could kill you with a thought."
Worker: "Well, you'll still need a tray."
Vader: "I DO NOT NEED A TRAY TO KILL YOU!!! I could kill you with a thought, using nothing but the force, which is STRONG in me! But I COULD kill you a tray if I so wished.. I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed upon the cantina floo-"
Worker: "No, the food's hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on."
Darth Vader: "Oh, shit. The food's hot, I didn't realize. I'm sorry."
Thanks to Lt. Eddie Izzard for the transcription...
Cantina worker: "You'll need a tray"
Vader: "Do you know who I am?"
Worker: "Do you know who *I* am?"
Vader: "This is not a game of who the fuck are you! I am Darth Vader, Lord Darth Vader. I could kill you with a thought."
Worker: "Well, you'll still need a tray."
Vader: "I DO NOT NEED A TRAY TO KILL YOU!!! I could kill you with a thought, using nothing but the force, which is STRONG in me! But I COULD kill you a tray if I so wished.. I would hack at your neck with the thin bit until the blood flowed upon the cantina floo-"
Worker: "No, the food's hot. You'll need a tray to put the food on."
Darth Vader: "Oh, shit. The food's hot, I didn't realize. I'm sorry."
Thanks to Lt. Eddie Izzard for the transcription...