Mar 23, 2007 02:01
So I got this email from roommates.com
lakers31 [ Report member ]
Sent: 03/22/07 1:54 PM MST
Subject: Let's talk...
Hi,
I have a large 3 bedroom 3.5 bath brand new luxury townhouse in an upscale gated community. The room for rent is large with a ton of closet space and has a private bath and balcony and if you send me your email address I would be more than happy to send you a picture of myself and some pictures of my place as well.
I'm a professional white male who is very honest, outgoing, clean, considerate and a great roommate. Oh and I should tell you another great bonus about me being your roommate would be that I even give an amazing foot massage, so if you like foot massages and are nice to me I'll massage your feet for you all the time lol! Sound good?
Let me know what you think.
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So i look at the profile... and it's a 31 year old male!
UMMMMMM NO THANKS! AND WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT YOU TOUCHING MY FEET?!