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xmas party at bitterswtdenial's house!!
____goldpurse
____goldpurse drank 15 sambuccas, 11 mescals, 8 absinthes, 6 cognacs and 3 pulques.
____goldpurse was arrested for screaming "Hot Sushi Yon Kebab!" at a war veteran
who happened to be hobbling past the house at the time.
To say that
____goldpurse loves alcohol is like saying the Pet Shop Boys love cock. Oh-la-la!
bitterswtdenial
bitterswtdenial drank 4 vodkas.
Out of nowhere,
bitterswtdenial stood up, gave a nazi salute and shouted "My nipples are as arid as the Sahara, baybee!"
iamspiffycarlie
iamspiffycarlie drank 12 brandys, 8 pulques, 10 mescals and 8 cosmopolitans.
iamspiffycarlie called
blackisslimming a "Heathen Bastard!!" before attempting to baptise them over the toilet bowl with bleach.
still__spinning
still__spinning drank 14 irish creams, 6 stouts and 10 poteens.
irishpnkdrumr
irishpnkdrumr drank 4 poteens, 11 ciders and 11 ales.
firewolfe
firewolfe drank 4 stouts, 11 irish creams, 5 cognacs and 6 vermouths.
blackisslimming
blackisslimming drank 5 coffee liqueurs, 6 lagers, 3 pulques and 12 aftershocks.
xoxojaclynmarie
xoxojaclynmarie drank 3 rums, 3 cognacs, 6 bloody marys, 4 gins, 3 coffee liqueurs and 4 pulques.
atomickicks
atomickicks drank 6 pernods, a gin, 13 sherrys and a brandy.
adam_brodyishot
adam_brodyishot drank 13 vodkas.
omg_letsdisco
omg_letsdisco drank a white russian.
You should not allow the following LJ user's in your home without a sickbag in their immediate area -
iamspiffycarlie,
still__spinning,
irishpnkdrumr,
firewolfe,
blackisslimming,
xoxojaclynmarie
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