This video was brought to my attention by the super awesome
xanax_n_wine, and it's a major shame I'd never seen it before.
An old MCR interview (I think they'd just signed with Reprise? Frank mentions that during the interview. Gerard says he's twenty-seven, so... Early '04?) for a porn DVD thingy.
You just know you wanna watch it.
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Gerard is probably the only human being on the planet who would sit next to a porn actress and talk about D&D. Seriously. (which is why he is made of win, smores and glittery divaness).
Frank making sure the girl knows he has nothing to do with the D&D business is hilarious. He wants everyone to know he's not that kind of geek, okay. He has class.
Otter staring at the girl cracked me up. Something tells me his mind was something like "I'M IN THE SAME ROOM AS A PORN STAR. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE. WHY IS GERARD TALKING ABOUT ROLE PLAYING GAMES, WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?". And Gerard being all earnest about how they're not exacty Mötley Crue kind of band, and how difficult it is to find good players for their orc quests and then the girl goes and asks him if he likes porn. His face. Priceless. Oh, Gee.
Also:
"Your mom's coming!" and "You should be ashamed of yourself." kind of killed me.