The lovely 60 minute girl
* I'm sorry I got you fired the same day you were hired.
* I'm sorry it was just for the fact that you looked trashy and your personality disinterests me.
* I'm sorry for making you think that I actually care about every one of your marriage and life problems during the 60 minutes we spent together. (19 year olds should not be getting married in the first place)
* I'm sorry that you think my perspective on relationships is "lame" (maybe you should rethink it over. you're the one with the marriage failure)
* I'm sorry for the fact that you cried. (a little too dramatic, but quite enjoyable)
((I wish I could've seen the look on your face when you got canned. It's as if you were actually surprised. Ha! You're a funny bitch. I'll miss your misery.))
..Kiss.