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Anonymous ML student. "If you light a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. If you light a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life."
Mr Mathews. "I can philophosize all day. In fact, its a disturbing trend I am developing in my old age.
Manvier. "Asprin, Katie, asprin."
Mrs Suchanek. "I am probably reproducing less than you guys. You're in your growth stage, whereas I am in the get-old-and-die stage."
Sherri. (Sherri Comment)
Mrs Suchanek. "What did she say?"
Allison. "Thats okay, none of us know, either."
Mme. "This is IB. This is not real life."
Bumper sticker. "Its a druid thing."
Mom. "I had a dream last night that you and Jared were making pumpkin pies. Would you two fulfill that dream for me?"
Jared. "I kept finding alfalfa pellets last night."
Jared. "Did you microwave your chopsticks?!"
Mr Lawson. "Yeah...I used them before, so I wanted to sterilize them."
Student. "Whats that smell?"
Kaj. "I also went to Costco where I got two cases of Frapachinos. No more falling asleep in econ for me, thank you very much."
Kendra. "Wouldn't it be fun to sneak up behind someone in a library -with really tall big bookshelves and sliding ladders- and snog them, then run away around the corner and pretend to be innocently reading a book?"
Dan Rather. "Are you in touch with your inner ... soul?"
David Loeffler. "Most people don't get to tell about their first ride in a hearse!"
Phone rings. I pick it up.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
Me. "No."
I hang up. Ten seconds later.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
Me. "No."
I hang up. Ten seconds later.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
I hang up.
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Mr Mathews. "I can philophosize all day. In fact, its a disturbing trend I am developing in my old age.
Manvier. "Asprin, Katie, asprin."
Mrs Suchanek. "I am probably reproducing less than you guys. You're in your growth stage, whereas I am in the get-old-and-die stage."
Sherri. (Sherri Comment)
Mrs Suchanek. "What did she say?"
Allison. "Thats okay, none of us know, either."
Mme. "This is IB. This is not real life."
Bumper sticker. "Its a druid thing."
Mom. "I had a dream last night that you and Jared were making pumpkin pies. Would you two fulfill that dream for me?"
Jared. "I kept finding alfalfa pellets last night."
Jared. "Did you microwave your chopsticks?!"
Mr Lawson. "Yeah...I used them before, so I wanted to sterilize them."
Student. "Whats that smell?"
Kaj. "I also went to Costco where I got two cases of Frapachinos. No more falling asleep in econ for me, thank you very much."
Kendra. "Wouldn't it be fun to sneak up behind someone in a library -with really tall big bookshelves and sliding ladders- and snog them, then run away around the corner and pretend to be innocently reading a book?"
Dan Rather. "Are you in touch with your inner ... soul?"
David Loeffler. "Most people don't get to tell about their first ride in a hearse!"
Phone rings. I pick it up.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
Me. "No."
I hang up. Ten seconds later.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
Me. "No."
I hang up. Ten seconds later.
Michael. "Is Maris there?"
I hang up.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll be taking suggestions for new quotes. If you want the massive email I compiled last week with everything in it, note me and I'll forward it to you.