And a merry christmas to your family! [right...]

[bitterrhapsody]

Things that Emily has learned.

(dead cell phone) = bad
(angry dad) + (dead cell phone) = very bad
(new cell phone) = good
(new cell phone) + (cool ringtones) = very good
(puddle of horse urine) = bad
(puddle of horse urine) + (lots/rain) = very bad
(puddle of horse urine) + (lots/rain) + (new cell phone) = laughable catastrophe

(new york) = very good
(new york) + (leaving tomorrow) = stupendous
(new york) + (mother thinking me suicidal) = not so good
(new york) + (kendra) = lots of fun
(new york) + (leaving tomorrow) + (kendra) + (several broadway shows) = veryveryvery good [fortissississimo!]

(no school) = good
(no school) + (very little homework) = quite nice
(no school) + (very little homework) + (only three finals to study for) = tremendously uplifting

Therefore, we may conclude that:

(puddle of horse urine) + (lots/rain) + (new cell phone)+ (new york) + (leaving tomorrow) + (kendra) + (several broadway shows) + (no school) + (very little homework) + (only three finals to study for) = happiness