calibration error
If this is an example of success, then I can safely say I've been leading an incredibly successful life without even realizing it.
That incident a few days ago with the staplegun and my thumb? A triumph for Andrew-ocracy!
When I slipped on the pile of magazines last night and nearly dislocated my shoulder? Mission accomplished!
The time I deliberately provoked little_puppett and she rubbed wet cat food on my face? A resounding victory!
Why didn't I cop onto this before?
That incident a few days ago with the staplegun and my thumb? A triumph for Andrew-ocracy!
When I slipped on the pile of magazines last night and nearly dislocated my shoulder? Mission accomplished!
The time I deliberately provoked little_puppett and she rubbed wet cat food on my face? A resounding victory!
Why didn't I cop onto this before?