..*..madly in anger with you..*..
Insult of the day/night "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!!!"
"It's nice to Mole you, -stutters- Meet you, uuuh..meet your mole, don't say mole, I said mole..MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY"
My ass hurts, is that wrong to say? Kiding of course. not much to say, everything hurts right now, and I have no clue why, man no lie, if I had a time machine, and I belived in the story of Adam and Eve, I would set my machine to the past and before that bitch bit the apple I would kick her ass, because I seriously think shes the root of all problems in woman. I mean, you know, biting the so called apple, and then "supposedly" daming us all foever to monthy pains, child birth, oh and never being able to make up our minds. Whats that about by the way? -shakes head- ANYWAY...I am digressing. Also, not spelling correctly, but thats me, character and all,..giving it to me. Charater that is. Someone told me that they were intimadated by me because of my rage...do I have ....rage? Ok, all seriousness aside..((lol, joking..I meant joking)...I will attempt to control..LMFAO...-clears throat- my rage. jasonhasissues-winks-
Clare, come back soon. Kim, glad you liked the concert, a hottie you say? Lol. Talk to Julia, hell talked to alot of people, and even though she already posted this, she is a bad ass babe. Took my CPR class, -shifty glance- Boring as hell, I felt like a perv blowing into that damn dummy doll. now I know what it must feel like for all those fucking perverts out there that but those things, cept...-pauses- you know less fun? OK..SO MOVING ON NOW...Lmao. Later days kiddies, rock and roll.
killthebaby
In the Opposite Sex - Boys
||1|| Guitar or Drum Player - Guitar, definitly...have we met?
||2|| Skater or Surfer - Hmm, Ren is both. Lol, Yeeah...Not really important.
||3|| Brown or Blue Eyes - Depends on the hair, but again not an issue.
||4|| Blonde or Brunette - Brunette.
||5|| Brains or Looks (Be honest!) - Brain, definitly.
Guys
||6|| Tease or Slut - Oh please, I know this is for guys, but whatever...dont lie all.
||7|| Blonde or Brunette -
||8|| Brown or Blue Eyes -
||9|| Boobs or Butt -
||10|| Actress or Singer -
Food -
||11|| Hamburger or Hotdog - Hotdog.
||12|| Pie or Cake - Nada.
||13|| Apple or Banana - Neither.
||14|| Coke or Pepsi - Cherry coke.
||15|| Chicken or Beef - Chicken.
||16|| Oreos or Chips Ahoy - Oreos.
||17|| Pancakes or Waffles - would you like a shmoke and a pancake?
||18|| Chocolate or Vanilla - Milk Chocolate please?
||19|| Strawberry or Cherry - Cherry.
||20|| Watermelon or Cantaloupe - Neither..whats with the fruits? How about throwing a damn peach in here?
||21|| Potato or Macaroni Salad - GAH..Nan.
||22|| Wheat or White - White.
||23|| Tic Tacs or Altoids - Altoids.
||24|| Sausage or Bacon - suweeee..suweeee
||25|| Sour Cream and Chive or BBQ - Both.
Sports -
||26|| Baseball or Football - None. Hockey.
||27|| Swim or Track - I swim.
||28|| Tennis or Golf - -Yawns-
||29|| Skiing or Sledding - Skiing, definitly.
||30|| Bicycling or Jogging - None.
Stores/Restaurants -
||31|| McDonalds or Burger King - None.
||32|| JC Penny's or Sears - None.
||33|| Walmart or Target - Walmart. LOL.
||34|| Trophy's or TGI Fridays- What the hell is Trophys? aint got them here. Lol.
||35|| Albertson's or Vons- Uh, again Vons?
Clothes -
||36|| Pants or Shorts - Pants.
||36|| Zip-Up or Pull-Over Sweatshirt - Zip up hoody.
||37|| Sandals or Tennis Shoes - Sandals.
||38|| Dresses or Skirts - Skirts.
||39|| Mittens or Gloves - Nada.
||40|| Print or Solid - Solid.
Names -
||41|| Bob or Bill - Bob, Battery Operated Buddy. O.O..LMFAO...
||42|| Jessica or Jennifer - Nada. Can we say..move on?
||43|| Aaron or Erin - Aaron.
||44|| Carrie or Kari - Carrie.
||45|| Todd or Tom - Eh...-shrugs-
||46|| Lynn or Lee - Uh..-shrugs again-
||47|| Sarah or Susie - Sarah.
||48|| Jack or John - -sighs- Jack. -face scrunch-
||49|| Lisa or Linda - Neither.
||50|| Matt or Nick - Matt.
Music -
||51|| Punk or Rock - Heh, guess. -winks-
||52|| Country or Bubble Gum Pop - Yeeah....Um, guess again?
||53|| Rap or Techno - I can handle some trance music bout it.
||54|| Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera - Big fat NONE.
||55|| *N Sync or Backstreet Boys - None, I can handle JC, bout it.
||56|| Korn or Staind - Staind. -firm nod-
||57|| Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park - Um, Lmao...If you dont know me by now....
||58|| Guitar or Drums - To hear, both.
||59|| Piano or Violin - Piano.
||60|| CDs or Radio - CD's all the way.
TV -
||61|| Dawson's Creek or 7th Heaven - None, watched the last serious ep...thats all.
||62|| Angel or Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Buffy, then Angel.
||63|| Law and Order or The Practice - -YAWNS- none.
||64|| Spy TV or Candid Camera - What am I fucking 67 years old? None.
||65|| Smallville or Charmed- Um, none? Can handle a bit of Smallville, you know that show thats Roswell on kyptonite crackrock?
Cinema -
||66|| Bruce Willis or Kevin Costner - Bruce baby..yeah!
||67|| Jennifer Love Hewitt or Neve Campbell- None.
||68|| Aladdin or Lion King - Lion King.
||69|| Snow White or Sleeping Beauty - Sleeping Beauty all the way.
||70|| Comedy or Drama - Um, Comedy.
||71|| Horror or Science Fiction - Horror.
||72|| Scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer- Scream.
||73|| Not Another Teen Movie or Scary Movie - Both sucked ass to me, but a no brain humor of fun?
||74|| Titanic or Pearl Harbor - .GAH..You'll never know.
||75|| The Mask or Ace Ventura - Lol. The Mask. I love Jim Carrey, anyway.
Computer/Video Games -
||76|| AOL or MSN-. . . . .
||77|| Dogpile or Google - . . . . .
||78|| Mac or PC-. . . . .
||79|| PS2 or N64 - PS2!
||80|| Mario Brothers or Zelda - Both. Grand theft Auto.
School -
||81|| Pen or Pencil - Pen.
||82|| English or History - English.
||83|| Math or Science - Science.
||84|| Home Economics or Woodshop - Nada.
||85|| Backpack or Messenger Bag - What the hell is a messanger bag?
Animals -
||86|| Cat or Dog - Both.
||87|| Fish or Hamster - Neither.
||88|| Tiger or Lion - Lion.
||89|| Butterfly or Lady Bug - Shoo fly dont bother me. Lady bug.
||90|| Seals or Otters - Seals.
Products -
||91|| Tide or Gain - Uuuhhh...
||92|| Herbal Essences or Suave - Herbal baby, although..there was no "organic" experience. Bastards.
||93|| Dove or Irish Spring - Irish Spring.
||94|| A-JAX or 409 - Uuuh.
||95|| Crest or Colgate - Uuuh...
Other -
||96|| John Saul or Steven King- Um, King.
||97|| Chocolate or Roses - -shifty glance- Nah uh, you get nothing out of me..-croses arms over chest-
||98|| Toyota or Ford - Lmao..well seeing as I drive a ford..O.o..
||99|| Paper or Plastic - Plastic.
||100|| Necklace or Bracelet - Bracelet.