MEMES: Sum of my parts
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5 - smoking pot while on acid is more impressive
Ever had sex at church -- $25 - but I've wanted to
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 - one of the perks of being wasted
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 - what?
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross-dressed -- $10 - an argument could be made, but that wasn't me, it was Bruce
Given money to stripper -- $25 - because they don't take plastic
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 - because I don't take plastic either
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15 - Knox. Poor Knox.
Ever drive drunk -- $20 - don't try this at home
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 - both, thanks.
Used toys while having sex -- $30 - Warren and I like to include the Erector Set in all of our evenings
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before -- $20 - don't remember the week before, even
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 - times one million. I thought about you the whole time. Both of you.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 - Sorry, Amy. Sorry, Warren.
Done oral -- $5 - if you like someone, you want to make them happy
Got oral -- $5 - if you like someone, you want them to make you happy
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 - don't try that at home, either. because you shouldn't have a moving car in your house
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15 - not of my own volition (*eyes Toddles*)
Had a threesome -- $50 - um.
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 - due to the circumstances, I think it's best not to disclose whom
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 - due to the circumstances, I think it's best not to disclose whom, although I'm pretty sure it's obvious
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 - due to the circumcision, I think it's best not to do this in these clothes, although I'm pretty sure I'm oblivious
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 - what matters is that I *believed* it.
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 - not prison! jail!
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 - whoever says they haven't is lying
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20 - whoever says they haven't is lying
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 - whoever hasn't is missing the point
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 - not recommended at W&H
Had anal sex -- $80 - like sex with a vagina, only better
Lied to your mate -- $5 - but I felt bad about it!
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Total: I'm rich, bitch.
Summary of accounts: You can't take it with you and I have it on good authority that there is no reward in the afterlife.
Tucker Wells dives off building
And misses the pool by mere inches
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Did acid -- $5 - smoking pot while on acid is more impressive
Ever had sex at church -- $25 - but I've wanted to
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40 - one of the perks of being wasted
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 - what?
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross-dressed -- $10 - an argument could be made, but that wasn't me, it was Bruce
Given money to stripper -- $25 - because they don't take plastic
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 - because I don't take plastic either
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work -- $15 - Knox. Poor Knox.
Ever drive drunk -- $20 - don't try this at home
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50 - both, thanks.
Used toys while having sex -- $30 - Warren and I like to include the Erector Set in all of our evenings
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before -- $20 - don't remember the week before, even
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10 - times one million. I thought about you the whole time. Both of you.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20 - Sorry, Amy. Sorry, Warren.
Done oral -- $5 - if you like someone, you want to make them happy
Got oral -- $5 - if you like someone, you want them to make you happy
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 - don't try that at home, either. because you shouldn't have a moving car in your house
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15 - not of my own volition (*eyes Toddles*)
Had a threesome -- $50 - um.
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20 - due to the circumstances, I think it's best not to disclose whom
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25 - due to the circumstances, I think it's best not to disclose whom, although I'm pretty sure it's obvious
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50 - due to the circumcision, I think it's best not to do this in these clothes, although I'm pretty sure I'm oblivious
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25 - what matters is that I *believed* it.
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 - not prison! jail!
Peed in the pool -- $0.50 - whoever says they haven't is lying
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20 - whoever says they haven't is lying
Had sex with your best friend -- $20 - whoever hasn't is missing the point
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25 - not recommended at W&H
Had anal sex -- $80 - like sex with a vagina, only better
Lied to your mate -- $5 - but I felt bad about it!
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Total: I'm rich, bitch.
Summary of accounts: You can't take it with you and I have it on good authority that there is no reward in the afterlife.
Tucker Wells dives off building
And misses the pool by mere inches
'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com