Been trying to meet you.

[bitter_brother]

Must be the devil between us.
Or whores in my head.
Whores, whores, whores in my bed.
But hey:
where
have you
been?

I miss you.

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[i_warren]

...

So, hey Babe: did you just call me a whore?

[bitter_brother]

No. It's pronounced "Bear" -- totally different.

And you're the person I miss, so... figure that one out, smart guy.

[i_warren]

O Rly? Did you blink?

[kara_marie]

He might have just called me a whore. I can't work it out.

[i_warren]

You're also in his bed?

[bitter_brother]

Lyrics. Lyrics, you people. Jesus Christ, did NONE of you listen to the Pixies??

Fug.

Anyway, there are no whores. Aside from corporate whores, which is to say: aside from me.

[i_warren]

No babe, you're a slut.

[bitter_brother]

I'm a corporate slut? But wouldn't that imply that I don't get paid?

[i_warren]

No, no. Just a regular slut. For sex. Me sex.

Did you see the teaser trailer for Transformers? It's live fucking action!

[bitter_brother]

I know. It looks amazing! I'll ask the entertainment division if they can get us into the premiere. West coast, or East?

[i_warren]

Can we get a list of what celebs are attending where first?

[bitter_brother]

Sure. Depending on the studio, I could have probably gotten you on as an advisor, babe. You know that, right?

[i_warren]

Couldn't do it. Too close to my heart, you know? Robots... In disguise...

[bitter_brother]

More than meets the eye, though. That's gotta mean something.

[kara_marie]

Well, no. Not in his bed.

[bitter_brother]

Can we just forget that I ever said anything? I was trying to touch base and I obviously failed.

ANYWAY, hi. Hi Kara Keating. Are you still mad at me?