Lamest blackout /evar/

[bitnine]

Early evening, sitting at my desk, sipping vodka from a mug and eating a chicken sandwich. Cut. Wake up next morning in bed to alarm clock. Mug's empty, sandwich half eaten, phone (secondary alarm, usually on my nightstand) still in the charger. Feel fine.

Seriously, I'm pretty sure that has to be the least exciting story I've ever heard.