(no subject)
If you ever get grounded, try breaking your collar bone.
Negatives:
1.) having to write with your opposite hand (try to break the non dominant side)
2.) becoming a disabled AP test taker
3.) the brace
4.) Carrying everything in one hand
5.) being helpless
6.) PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN
7.) The worst pain ever
Positives:
1.) groundation is over except for not going out
2.) sleep all day on drugs
3.) sympathy
4.) You can't do much, so you get to be lazy
5.) Lots of sleep
6.) teachers are lenient on homework
7.) school is an option
Now if your parents aren't too strict when you're grounded, i don't advise such drastic measures. However, if you do do it, try to break your left side - its much easier to deal with.
Negatives:
1.) having to write with your opposite hand (try to break the non dominant side)
2.) becoming a disabled AP test taker
3.) the brace
4.) Carrying everything in one hand
5.) being helpless
6.) PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN PAIN
7.) The worst pain ever
Positives:
1.) groundation is over except for not going out
2.) sleep all day on drugs
3.) sympathy
4.) You can't do much, so you get to be lazy
5.) Lots of sleep
6.) teachers are lenient on homework
7.) school is an option
Now if your parents aren't too strict when you're grounded, i don't advise such drastic measures. However, if you do do it, try to break your left side - its much easier to deal with.