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[bitingnightmare]

For fuck's sake it's just a mutated drain clog or a bad musical.

Grab a lighter, some aerosol, and call it a day.

Oh yeah. Honey, cherry, or lemon? Pick one. Just do it.

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[harrysbackup]

Playing Beck albums seems to work, too.

[bitingnightmare]

Beck? Two turn tables and a microphone Beck?

[harrysbackup]

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't ya kill me.

[bitingnightmare]

Music either soothes the savage beast or it hates that shit so much it runs like hell. Which means it has really bad taste... or really good taste.

[harrysbackup]

What are you trying to say?

[bitingnightmare]

I hate Beck.

[harrysbackup]

...he's an acquired taste.

[bitingnightmare]

Fair point. At least it's not Dave Matthews.

[harrysbackup]

We have a winner.

[bitingnightmare]

So are you going to pick a flavor or not?

[harrysbackup]

Honey.

[bitingnightmare]

That's two.

[harrysbackup]

What's the deal?

[bitingnightmare]

It's personal.

[harrysbackup]

Yeah, and you just involved me. So, I ask again: What's. The. Deal?

[bitingnightmare]

Condoms okay? Christ.