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bitingnightmare

Apr 23, 2009 20:35

What's the difference between a Nazi suicide and a Nazi comedian?

Only the first one makes you smile.

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necromerchant April 24 2009, 03:44:22 UTC

People are still making jokes about those guys?

It was over 100 years ago, get some new material already.

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 03:45:35 UTC

What do you do when you see a one-legged graverobber?

Laugh and reload.

necromerchant April 24 2009, 03:49:30 UTC

What do you do when you see the ugliest damn thing in the world?

Try not to stare at his eye-teeth.

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 03:51:48 UTC

Did your mother get a ticket for littering when she dropped you off at school?

necromerchant April 24 2009, 04:01:33 UTC

After you were born, did your mother get slapped by the nurse?

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 04:08:22 UTC

When you were born they coined the phrase "Shit happens."

necromerchant April 24 2009, 04:11:49 UTC

When you were born, they invented the barf bag.

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 04:17:50 UTC

Do you hang a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you?

necromerchant April 24 2009, 04:37:01 UTC

Don't have a dog. But I tie a picture of you around my neck so the rats leave me alone.

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 05:30:49 UTC

Funny, with a face like that I can't tell if you're looking at me or bending over.

necromerchant April 24 2009, 06:16:00 UTC

Bending over? Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Ain't happening.

bitingnightmare April 24 2009, 06:21:18 UTC

You bring it up more than I do anymore. Just jerk off and get it over with.

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