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[bitingnightmare]

Are there any of you I can't pick up at a fucking K Mart?

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[itsjustafruit]

I would only be a specialty item if I were affected.

[bitingnightmare]

At K Mart? I'd take you for a Macy's at least.

[itsjustafruit]

Department stores don't carry one of a kind items. Boutique only. Or perhaps at auction.

[bitingnightmare]

And don't forget custom.

[discanted]

One can hope, though hope itself is fleeting.

[bitingnightmare]

Well who wants to see you with antlers and sleigh bells?

[discanted]

Old men are not for costume play.

[bitingnightmare]

So you admit you're old?

[eduronox]

Why would you want to?

[bitingnightmare]

I'm a collector?

[eduronox]

... Alas, I find only mild, half-hearted disgust, and no shock.

[bitingnightmare]

Shock would be you turning into some kind of toy that chokes five year olds.

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[blackeyedskank]

Who still shops at K Mart?

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[bitingnightmare]

Obviously the rest of you.

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[blackeyedskank]

I'm actually pretty sure it's you, big guy.

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[bitingnightmare]

Jack in the Box still kicks your ass, so what's your point?

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[filmzbyzach]

Better luck at Sea World.

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[bitingnightmare]

If you soak up too much of that water you'll probably start to mold from the inside out.

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[filmzbyzach]

Ew.

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[bitingnightmare]

Can you swim?