[Click click.]
[Crackling static.]
[Cryptic and distorted voice.]
HeLlO. I wAnT tO pLaY a GaMe.
Aw I'm just bullshitting you! Leave a fucking message.
[BEEP.]
LABEL MESSAGES AS TEXT, TXT MSG, OR AUDIO. EVERYTHING IS PRIVATE, NO PARTY LINES.
Also a shameless excuse to thread when there are no new entries.