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[bitingnightmare]

I'm tired of people licking him like they're on a drive-by. Listen up.

Flavor: Cotton Candy

Price List
1 Green to kiss him on the cheek
1 Blue to kiss him on the lips
1 Violet to lick his face for 10 seconds
1 Indigo to suck on him for 1 minute

These numbers are not open to negotiation.

Fees payable to T. Corinthian.

Comments

[tinyvampiregod]

You should limit the licking area, silly.

[bitingnightmare]

Too many restrictions don't sell.

[tinyvampiregod]

Rent him by the hour?

[bitingnightmare]

Well now that's too flexible.

[tinyvampiregod]

By the half hour?

[bitingnightmare]

With the meter running, like a cab.

[tinyvampiregod]

You'd make a killing.

[bitingnightmare]

Everyone has to make ends meet somehow.