not to your face

Feb 08, 2006 14:19

20 things i'd never say to peoples faces

1. I don't remember sleeping with you.
2. You were the worst thing that ever happened to me.
3. You took away my ability to love.
4. I'm secretly in love with you.
5. You're gay. I know it.
6. I'm too good for you, grow up.
7. I'll never let you see the real me, because i'm afraid you'd break me
8. I check you out ALL THE TIME. I wish you weren't straight
9. You're a fantastic kisser, too bad you're so awkward
10. Having a laundry list of problems doesnt make you interesting.
11. You're the one that got away
12. Stop begging. It's gross.
13. Your awkardness drives me crazy, really. it's so irritating
14. Grow up. Life's tough, get a helmet.
15. Slow down with the ego buddy. You're not hot, you're just a bitch
16. You're not as hot as you used to be.
17. Don't EVER hit on me again
18. I thought you were hot until I saw you dance.
19. I lied
20. I love you
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