.13 [Voice Post]
Oi! Did you take- ...What the hell are you doing to that pillow?
I'm not doing anything to it, you freak. My clothes won't stay on.
As if I'd believe something a lecher kappa would say. Where did you hide my clothes?
I'm not a kappa, dickhead. And why the hell would I hide your clothes?
The antennae say differently, kappa. And how am I supposed to know what goes through the mind of a depraved retard?
THEY'RE NOT--rrgh. They're not antennae and for fuck's sake, I didn't touch your clothes. Like I'd want to anyway.
Then where the hell did they go?
Ask someone who cares.
[and ominous click of the gun] Cooperation or death.
....[really, really quiet snort] Why would you want your old clothes back when you've got a perfectly nice dress on already? Might wanna shave your legs tho--
[A gunshot rings through] Perhaps I should ensure that your idiocy isn't passed on to any unfortunate children. [Another click as the hammer is pulled back]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-- STOP SHOOTING AT THAT, I NEED IT! [does a pillow make a sound when it's thrown? if it does, it's making that sound right now]
... [Another click of the gun] I hope you enjoy beung a eunuch.
[ooc: Dual post for sanzo and Gojyo. Sanzo's the blue text and Gojyo's the red. Please note that no kappa's were harmed in the making of this post. Their couch however... is a different story.
I'm not doing anything to it, you freak. My clothes won't stay on.
As if I'd believe something a lecher kappa would say. Where did you hide my clothes?
I'm not a kappa, dickhead. And why the hell would I hide your clothes?
The antennae say differently, kappa. And how am I supposed to know what goes through the mind of a depraved retard?
THEY'RE NOT--rrgh. They're not antennae and for fuck's sake, I didn't touch your clothes. Like I'd want to anyway.
Then where the hell did they go?
Ask someone who cares.
[and ominous click of the gun] Cooperation or death.
....[really, really quiet snort] Why would you want your old clothes back when you've got a perfectly nice dress on already? Might wanna shave your legs tho--
[A gunshot rings through] Perhaps I should ensure that your idiocy isn't passed on to any unfortunate children. [Another click as the hammer is pulled back]
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-- STOP SHOOTING AT THAT, I NEED IT! [does a pillow make a sound when it's thrown? if it does, it's making that sound right now]
... [Another click of the gun] I hope you enjoy beung a eunuch.
[ooc: Dual post for sanzo and Gojyo. Sanzo's the blue text and Gojyo's the red. Please note that no kappa's were harmed in the making of this post. Their couch however... is a different story.