haha it took me like...at least 30 minutes of thinking today (lol i'm rusty), but i thought of a few more after seeing this post:
I really hope I didn't accidentally buy a monkey infected with a scary goverment-developed super virus that will almost kill a whole town, Kevin Spacey, and me. But hey, depending on who I am, at least I either get to make out with Dustin Hoffman or drive a helicopter.
And damn, I knew that apartment building I went into with those fire fighters was a good story. Too bad that old lady got rabies and a giant man-baby is about to eat my face off.
Also, I'm thinking I shouldn't have stopped in England on my way to Texas and tried to rescue those test monkeys. I'm suddenly feeling like really really angry and violent. I also might want to throw up blood straight into your mouth.
In doing this, I realized that all your movie references were like films of critical acclaim and all mine are cult classics/just really bad movies. We're such a good team. haha.
Haha all your movies involve some animal or something infecting humans. Mine are quite often touching and emotional stories about dying. Well, except for Alien, you totally have an alien growing inside you.
hahah i almost txt'd you last night...my dad totally looked at me holding my stomach in pain last night and said "if you have an alien baby i'm disowning you".
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I really hope I didn't accidentally buy a monkey infected with a scary goverment-developed super virus that will almost kill a whole town, Kevin Spacey, and me. But hey, depending on who I am, at least I either get to make out with Dustin Hoffman or drive a helicopter.
And damn, I knew that apartment building I went into with those fire fighters was a good story. Too bad that old lady got rabies and a giant man-baby is about to eat my face off.
Also, I'm thinking I shouldn't have stopped in England on my way to Texas and tried to rescue those test monkeys. I'm suddenly feeling like really really angry and violent. I also might want to throw up blood straight into your mouth.
In doing this, I realized that all your movie references were like films of critical acclaim and all mine are cult classics/just really bad movies. We're such a good team. haha.
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