► six → audio。

[bitesvampires]

[When the audio clicks on, there’s a lengthy silence interrupted only by the sound of shuffling. Usually, Will would opt to broadcast as video, but he’s not the happiest of people as of right now, and it’s somewhat evident in the tone of his voice - along, naturally, with a hint of disgust.]

I can’t say much for the postal service here. [A beat.]

Comments

[byweavinglives]

Is it a human heart?

[bitesvampires]

As far as I'm aware. I've never paid much attention to hearts of any kind.

[byweavinglives]

Some animal hearts, I've been told, are remarkably similar. I'm sure a butcher could differentiate for you.

[bitesvampires]

I'm not that curious.

[Except he kind of it.]

[byweavinglives]

What else are you going to do with it?

[Saya says hearts are delicious]

[bitesvampires]

I've not considered that far ahead.

[byweavinglives]

Don't let it rot.

[bitesvampires]

I may be many things, Saya, but I like to think dumb isn't one of them.

[byweavinglives]

Do you know how to preserve a heart?

[bitesvampires]

I assumed the- [pause.] freezer would do the trick.

[byweavinglives]

I suppose it will.

[bitesvampires]

Not that I intend on keeping it.

[byweavinglives]

Throwing it out or giving it away?

[bitesvampires]

I shan't throw it away.

IDK what happened I blame LJ

[byweavinglives]

Who will be the individual to get your heart, then?

lmao lj sucks like that 8(

[bitesvampires]

I've not given it any thought, though I dare say there's a manner of creature here that would want it. Perhaps I ought to place an advertisement in the newspaper or a shop window.